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Joseph Estrada goes to Washington for a meeting
with Bill Clinton.
After dinner, Bill says to Joseph " Well
Joe, I don't know what you
think of the members of your Cabinet, but
mine are all bright and
brilliant."
"How do you know ?" asks Joseph Estrada.
"Oh well, it's simple", says Bill. "They
all have to take special
tests before they can be a minister. Wait
a second".
He calls Madeleine Albright over and says
to her. "Tell me
Madeleine, who is the child of your father
and of your mother
who is not your brother and is not your
sister ?"
Ah, that's simple Mr. President", says
Madeleine, "it is me!"
"Well done, Madeleine," says Clinton.
Joseph Estrada is very impressed. He returns to the Philippines and wonders about the intelligence of
the members of his Cabinet.
He calls in
Defense Secretary Orlando Mercado and says: "Orly, tell me, who is the child of your father and of
your mother who is not your brother and is not
your sister ?"
Orly thinks and thinks and doesn't know
the answer. "Can I think
about
it a bit further ? May I let you know
tomorrow ?"
"Of course," says Estrada, "you've got 24
hours."
Defense Secretary Orlando Mercado goes
away, thinks as hard as
he can, calls in his team, but no one
knows the answer. 20 hours
later,
Orly is very worried - still no answer and
has only 4 hours to go.
Eventually Orlando Mercado says, "I'll ask
Interior Secretary
Ronaldo
Puno. He's clever, he'll know the
answer."
He calls Puno.
"Interior Secretary Ronaldo," he says, "Tell me who
is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?"
"Very simple", says Ronaldo, "it's me!"
"Of course" says Orly and calls President Joseph Estrada.
"Mr. President", says Orly, "I've got the
answer: "It's Interior Secretary Ronaldo Puno.
"No, you idiot", says President Estrada,
"It's Madeleine Albright".
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