|
|
Sperm Count
Erap went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave Erap a jar
and said: "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tommorow."
The next day, Erap reappears at his doctor's office and gives him the jar back,
which is as clean and as empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what
happened and Erap explains:" Well, doc, it's like 'dis, first I tried my right
hand, then with my left hand, but nothing."
"Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left
hand, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth with her teeth, then without her
teeth, she even sat on it, still nothing..."
"Hell, we even called up the Mrs. Macapagal-Arroyo next door, and she tried with
her left hand, then with her right hand, even with her mouth, still nothing..."
The doctor was shocked, "You asked the vice-president?"
Erap replied: "Yep, no matter what we tried, we couldn't get the damn jar open!"
Galing sa email na ipinadala ni: Ariel Morales
Pindutin ITO para bumalik sa listahan.
Walang Kopyahan
�2000 Bayani.com
Ang mga laman dito ay padala o may pahintulot ng may gawa o may-ari. Bawal ang mangopya ng walang pahintulot. |
|
|
|
