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Pinoy Signs

  • On a wall in Laloma street, a sign says "Huli ihi, putol titi"
    Padala ni Titan
  • Nakasulat sa pader: "Marunong ka bang KUMAHOL? Aso lang ang umiihi dito!"
    Padala ni Ivy
  • on a shoe repair shop
    Dr. Sebago

  • in Urdaneta Village, Makati (circa 1961)
    Hump at your own risk

  • somewhere in Cavite
    * Notice *
    NO Stambay
    Vendor's
    Carry firearms inside the club

  • somewhere in Makati
    FOR SALE
    U.S. GALLONS
    Big....P6.00
    Small..P5.00

  • on a shop selling a cure for impotence, in an alley near Shaw Blvd., MM
    IMPOTENCE DEMO

  • a PLDT sign read
    SLOW MEN AT WORK

  • Welcome to the Philippines -- The Only Catholic Country in Asia!
    and directly underneath that sign:
    BEWARE OF PICKPOCKETS

  • along a highway in Pampanga
    We Make Modern & Antique Furniture

  • on a building in Cebu
    Atty. Domingo Carriedo
    Notary Public
    Tumatanggap din ho ng labada tuwing Linggo

  • a flower shop sign near U.P. Diliman
    Petal Attraction

  • on a self-service restaurant in Cebu
    Please help our comfort room clean.

  • on an automotive paint shop in Cubao
    We mixed all kinds of car paint

  • in a Baguio grocery
    Fresh Frozen Chicken Sold Here

  • on a house beside an auto repair shop
    No parking and repair here

  • signs at PHILCOA
    - No Crossing Pedestrians will be apprehended
    - Sorry for the incovenient. Your taxes is working for you.
    - Temporary close

  • in Cubao
    None ID Nothing Entry

  • on a parking lot
    Taxi and outside cars not allowed

  • on a convent
    2nd Floor Upstairs.

  • on a hairdresser's shop in Makati (Hair 2000) ca. 80's
    If your hair is not becoming to you, you should be coming to us

  • A brand of men's socks ca. 80's
    Gold Toe socks: known to all as not the second best

  • a rough-painted ramshackle billboard at a construction site now showing - the carpenters

  • at a construction site
    Erection going on

  • on a cracked lopsided wall along Libis, QC.
    Danger Wall is Falling!

  • on a bank along Timog Avenue
    No parking for customers only

  • on a tailoring shop
    Wanted: Sewer Inquire Inside

  • along Sta. Mesa
    Goto Haven

  • office clinic in Sta. Cruz
    Dr. Sakim A. Morge, M.D.

  • along Paco
    Mabuhay Funeral Parlor

  • along Boni Avenue, Mandaluyong
    Pansit ng taga-Malaboni

  • along Luneta Boulevard
    BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD

  • on Jeepney and Bus signs
    - Before pay, tell where get the on before get the off
    - Full string to stop driver
    - God knows Hudas not pay
    - For reckless driving, call ###-#####
    - Don't close to me, close to God

  • on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue
    We sell artificial fresh flowers

  • on a delivery truck
    "NOT FOR HERE"

  • on window of a restaurant in Baguio.
    Wanted: Boy Waitress

  • on a carinderia
    Cooking ng ina mo
    Cooking ng ina mo rin (right across Cooking ng ina mo)

  • somewhere in Ilocos
    Get rid from deforestation
    Plant a tree today

  • on a video rental shop
    MASTERVISION

  • in Chinatown
    Le Cheng Tea House

  • on a restaurant
    DETH'S Eatery

  • on a street in San Juan
    Bawal magtapon ng binalot na tae rito

    Mga Padala ni Carol Tongco

  • A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a university - Please don't sit like a frog, Sit like a queen.
  • A note on a newspaper stand - HUWAG BULATLATIN KUNG HINDI BIBILI!
  • A huge billboard along Aguinaldo Hi-way, Bacoor, Cavite says: CATRINA, WILL YOU MARRY ME? I am single and available. Pager No. #########

    Mga padala ni Maria Cristina Falls

  • At a men's comfort room, above a urinal - "Hawak mo ang kinabukasan ng bayan"
  • On a Jeepney - "Hudas not pay"
  • On a truck - "Kung nababasa mo to, pag-nautot ako maaamoy mo"
  • On a car - "My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter"
  • On a PLDT street sign - "Slow Men at work"
  • At a street repair site without workers - "Your taxes is working for you"

    Mga Dagdag ni Super Perez

  • Sign along Quirino Ave.: For hire delevery truck.
  • Tag in divisoria which says: Ponkan for sale at P5.00 per each.

    Mga Dagdag ni Marc Romero

  • in an old concrete wall in sampaloc written: "matapang lang ang umiihi dito"

    Dagdag ni Ernie2000

  • somewhere along San Andres: NO URINATING,on the over WALLS
  • sa may entrance ng St. Anthony school sa Singalong, " NO PARKING" THE DRIVEWAY

    Dagdag ni William Pineda

  • On a Good-ah Restaurant Sign....."OPEN 25 HRS.A DAY"

    Dagdag ni Rochel Dayanghirang

  • nakita ko ito sa Tuktukan, Taguig..."No Parking Door"

    Dagdag ni "Earth"

  • sign in front of a store in Cavite:
    Parking for Costumers Only

  • Name of a fish store in San Juan:
    Fish be with You

    Dagdag ni Skylar

  • a key shop somewhere in olongapo, a sign says
    "KEY KEY NEW"

    Dagdag ni CarwynandMalou

  • sign on a DPWH excavation along the road:
    "Slow Men Down Working"

    Dagdag ni Gerbs Pantaleon

  • Along Sumulong Hi-way in Antipolo:
    EAU de TUBIG (Bottled water store)

  • Plate No. of one Pajero: STOLEN PLATE (Meaning somebody stole his plate no. But it means otherwise to me!)
    Dagdag ni Pambihira

  • Areas in Muntinlupa, San Pedro and Biñan:
    1. GWYNETH POULTRY (Feeds and Poultry Shop)
    2. SIPSIP EBAK (Malabanan - Biñan Station)
    3. JOLLY BI-LIBID (Eatery)
    4. CHARLIE SHINE (Shoe Shine P20.00)
    5. LOLA SALAMAT STORE (Sari-sari)
    6. TA-BATCHOY (La Paz Batchoy)
    7. SMB (S&M Binalot)
    8. San Pedro's Competing Mineral Water Stations
      a. VOLGA WATER STATION
      b. AQUA BLUE
      c. AQUA SURE
      d. AQUA PURA
      e. AGUA PURO
      f. AGUA VIDA
      g. HYDRO COOL

    Dagdag ni Ray Veloz

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