On a wall in Laloma street, a sign says "Huli ihi, putol titi"
Padala ni Titan
Nakasulat sa pader: "Marunong ka bang KUMAHOL? Aso lang ang umiihi dito!"
Padala ni Ivy
on a shoe repair shop Dr. Sebago
in Urdaneta Village, Makati (circa 1961)
Hump at your own risk
somewhere in Cavite
* Notice *
NO Stambay
Vendor's
Carry firearms inside the club
somewhere in Makati
FOR SALE
U.S. GALLONS
Big....P6.00
Small..P5.00
on a shop selling a cure for impotence, in an alley near Shaw Blvd., MM
IMPOTENCE DEMO
a PLDT sign read
SLOW MEN AT WORK
Welcome to the Philippines -- The Only Catholic Country in Asia!
and directly underneath that sign:
BEWARE OF PICKPOCKETS
along a highway in Pampanga
We Make Modern & Antique Furniture
on a building in Cebu
Atty. Domingo Carriedo
Notary Public
Tumatanggap din ho ng labada tuwing Linggo
a flower shop sign near U.P. Diliman
Petal Attraction
on a self-service restaurant in Cebu
Please help our comfort room clean.
on an automotive paint shop in Cubao
We mixed all kinds of car paint
in a Baguio grocery
Fresh Frozen Chicken Sold Here
on a house beside an auto repair shop
No parking and repair here
signs at PHILCOA
- No Crossing Pedestrians will be apprehended
- Sorry for the incovenient. Your taxes is working for you.
- Temporary close
in Cubao
None ID Nothing Entry
on a parking lot
Taxi and outside cars not allowed
on a convent
2nd Floor Upstairs.
on a hairdresser's shop in Makati (Hair 2000) ca. 80's If your hair is not becoming to you, you should be coming to us
A brand of men's socks ca. 80's
Gold Toe socks: known to all as not the second best
a rough-painted ramshackle billboard at a construction site now showing - the carpenters
at a construction site
Erection going on
on a cracked lopsided wall along Libis, QC.
Danger Wall is Falling!
on a bank along Timog Avenue
No parking for customers only
on a tailoring shop
Wanted: Sewer Inquire Inside
along Sta. Mesa
Goto Haven
office clinic in Sta. Cruz
Dr. Sakim A. Morge, M.D.
along Paco
Mabuhay Funeral Parlor
along Boni Avenue, Mandaluyong
Pansit ng taga-Malaboni
along Luneta Boulevard
BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD
on Jeepney and Bus signs
- Before pay, tell where get the on before get the off
- Full string to stop driver
- God knows Hudas not pay
- For reckless driving, call ###-#####
- Don't close to me, close to God
on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue
We sell artificial fresh flowers
on a delivery truck
"NOT FOR HERE"
on window of a restaurant in Baguio.
Wanted: Boy Waitress
on a carinderia
Cooking ng ina mo
Cooking ng ina mo rin (right across Cooking ng ina mo)
somewhere in Ilocos
Get rid from deforestation
Plant a tree today
on a video rental shop
MASTERVISION
in Chinatown
Le Cheng Tea House
on a restaurant
DETH'S Eatery
on a street in San Juan
Bawal magtapon ng binalot na tae rito
Mga Padala ni Carol Tongco
A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a university - Please don't sit like a frog, Sit like a queen.
A note on a newspaper stand - HUWAG BULATLATIN KUNG HINDI BIBILI!
A huge billboard along Aguinaldo Hi-way, Bacoor, Cavite says:
CATRINA, WILL YOU MARRY ME? I am single and available. Pager
No. #########
Mga padala ni Maria Cristina Falls
At a men's comfort room, above a urinal - "Hawak mo ang kinabukasan ng bayan"
On a Jeepney - "Hudas not pay"
On a truck - "Kung nababasa mo to, pag-nautot ako maaamoy mo"
On a car - "My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter"
On a PLDT street sign - "Slow Men at work"
At a street repair site without workers - "Your taxes is working for you"
Mga Dagdag ni Super Perez
Sign along Quirino Ave.: For hire delevery truck.
Tag in divisoria which says:
Ponkan for sale at P5.00 per each.
Mga Dagdag ni Marc Romero
in an old concrete wall in sampaloc written: "matapang lang ang umiihi dito"
Dagdag ni Ernie2000
somewhere along San Andres: NO URINATING,on the over WALLS
sa may entrance ng St. Anthony school sa Singalong, " NO PARKING" THE DRIVEWAY
Dagdag ni William Pineda
On a Good-ah Restaurant Sign....."OPEN 25 HRS.A DAY"
Dagdag ni Rochel Dayanghirang
nakita ko ito sa Tuktukan, Taguig..."No Parking Door"
Dagdag ni "Earth"
sign in front of a store in Cavite:
Parking for Costumers Only
Name of a fish store in San Juan:
Fish be with You
Dagdag ni Skylar
a key shop somewhere in olongapo, a sign says
"KEY KEY NEW"
Dagdag ni CarwynandMalou
sign on a DPWH excavation along the road:
"Slow Men Down Working"
Dagdag ni Gerbs Pantaleon
Along Sumulong Hi-way in Antipolo:
EAU de TUBIG (Bottled water store)
Plate No. of one Pajero: STOLEN PLATE (Meaning somebody stole his plate
no. But it means otherwise to me!)
Dagdag ni Pambihira
Areas in Muntinlupa, San Pedro and Bi�an:
1. GWYNETH POULTRY (Feeds and Poultry Shop)
2. SIPSIP EBAK (Malabanan - Bi�an Station)
3. JOLLY BI-LIBID (Eatery)
4. CHARLIE SHINE (Shoe Shine P20.00)
5. LOLA SALAMAT STORE (Sari-sari)
6. TA-BATCHOY (La Paz Batchoy)
7. SMB (S&M Binalot)
8. San Pedro's Competing Mineral Water Stations
a. VOLGA WATER STATION
b. AQUA BLUE
c. AQUA SURE
d. AQUA PURA
e. AGUA PURO
f. AGUA VIDA
g. HYDRO COOL
