Pinoy Signs
- On a wall in Laloma street, a sign says "Huli ihi, putol titi"
Padala ni Titan
- Nakasulat sa pader: "Marunong ka bang KUMAHOL? Aso lang ang umiihi dito!"
Padala ni Ivy
- on a shoe repair shop
Dr. Sebago
- in Urdaneta Village, Makati (circa 1961)
Hump at your own risk
- somewhere in Cavite
* Notice *
NO Stambay
Vendor's
Carry firearms inside the club
- somewhere in Makati
FOR SALE
U.S. GALLONS
Big....P6.00
Small..P5.00
- on a shop selling a cure for impotence, in an alley near Shaw Blvd., MM
IMPOTENCE DEMO
- a PLDT sign read
SLOW MEN AT WORK
- Welcome to the Philippines -- The Only Catholic Country in Asia!
and directly underneath that sign:
BEWARE OF PICKPOCKETS
- along a highway in Pampanga
We Make Modern & Antique Furniture
- on a building in Cebu
Atty. Domingo Carriedo
Notary Public
Tumatanggap din ho ng labada tuwing Linggo
- a flower shop sign near U.P. Diliman
Petal Attraction
- on a self-service restaurant in Cebu
Please help our comfort room clean.
- on an automotive paint shop in Cubao
We mixed all kinds of car paint
- in a Baguio grocery
Fresh Frozen Chicken Sold Here
- on a house beside an auto repair shop
No parking and repair here
- signs at PHILCOA
- No Crossing Pedestrians will be apprehended
- Sorry for the incovenient. Your taxes is working for you.
- Temporary close
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in Cubao
None ID Nothing Entry
- on a parking lot
Taxi and outside cars not allowed
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on a convent
2nd Floor Upstairs.
- on a hairdresser's shop in Makati (Hair 2000) ca. 80's
If your hair is not becoming to you, you should be coming to us
- A brand of men's socks ca. 80's
Gold Toe socks: known to all as not the second best
- a rough-painted ramshackle billboard at a construction site now showing - the carpenters
- at a construction site
Erection going on
- on a cracked lopsided wall along Libis, QC.
Danger Wall is Falling!
- on a bank along Timog Avenue
No parking for customers only
- on a tailoring shop
Wanted: Sewer Inquire Inside
- along Sta. Mesa
Goto Haven
- office clinic in Sta. Cruz
Dr. Sakim A. Morge, M.D.
- along Paco
Mabuhay Funeral Parlor
- along Boni Avenue, Mandaluyong
Pansit ng taga-Malaboni
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along Luneta Boulevard
BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD
- on Jeepney and Bus signs
- Before pay, tell where get the on before get the off
- Full string to stop driver
- God knows Hudas not pay
- For reckless driving, call ###-#####
- Don't close to me, close to God
- on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue
We sell artificial fresh flowers
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on a delivery truck
"NOT FOR HERE"
- on window of a restaurant in Baguio.
Wanted: Boy Waitress
- on a carinderia
Cooking ng ina mo
Cooking ng ina mo rin (right across Cooking ng ina mo)
- somewhere in Ilocos
Get rid from deforestation
Plant a tree today
- on a video rental shop
MASTERVISION
- in Chinatown
Le Cheng Tea House
- on a restaurant
DETH'S Eatery
- on a street in San Juan
Bawal magtapon ng binalot na tae rito
Mga Padala ni Carol Tongco
- A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a university - Please don't sit like a frog, Sit like a queen.
- A note on a newspaper stand - HUWAG BULATLATIN KUNG HINDI BIBILI!
- A huge billboard along Aguinaldo Hi-way, Bacoor, Cavite says:
CATRINA, WILL YOU MARRY ME? I am single and available. Pager
No. #########
Mga padala ni Maria Cristina Falls
- At a men's comfort room, above a urinal - "Hawak mo ang kinabukasan ng bayan"
- On a Jeepney - "Hudas not pay"
- On a truck - "Kung nababasa mo to, pag-nautot ako maaamoy mo"
- On a car - "My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter"
- On a PLDT street sign - "Slow Men at work"
- At a street repair site without workers - "Your taxes is working for you"
Mga Dagdag ni Super Perez
- Sign along Quirino Ave.: For hire delevery truck.
- Tag in divisoria which says:
Ponkan for sale at P5.00 per each.
Mga Dagdag ni Marc Romero
- in an old concrete wall in sampaloc written: "matapang lang ang umiihi dito"
Dagdag ni Ernie2000
- somewhere along San Andres: NO URINATING,on the over WALLS
- sa may entrance ng St. Anthony school sa Singalong, " NO PARKING" THE DRIVEWAY
Dagdag ni William Pineda
- On a Good-ah Restaurant Sign....."OPEN 25 HRS.A DAY"
Dagdag ni Rochel Dayanghirang
- nakita ko ito sa Tuktukan, Taguig..."No Parking Door"
Dagdag ni "Earth"
- sign in front of a store in Cavite:
Parking for Costumers Only
- Name of a fish store in San Juan:
Fish be with You
Dagdag ni Skylar
- a key shop somewhere in olongapo, a sign says
"KEY KEY NEW"
Dagdag ni CarwynandMalou
- sign on a DPWH excavation along the road:
"Slow Men Down Working"
Dagdag ni Gerbs Pantaleon
- Along Sumulong Hi-way in Antipolo:
EAU de TUBIG (Bottled water store)
- Plate No. of one Pajero: STOLEN PLATE (Meaning somebody stole his plate
no. But it means otherwise to me!)
Dagdag ni Pambihira
- Areas in Muntinlupa, San Pedro and Biñan:
1. GWYNETH POULTRY (Feeds and Poultry Shop)
2. SIPSIP EBAK (Malabanan - Biñan Station)
3. JOLLY BI-LIBID (Eatery)
4. CHARLIE SHINE (Shoe Shine P20.00)
5. LOLA SALAMAT STORE (Sari-sari)
6. TA-BATCHOY (La Paz Batchoy)
7. SMB (S&M Binalot)
8. San Pedro's Competing Mineral Water Stations
a. VOLGA WATER STATION
b. AQUA BLUE
c. AQUA SURE
d. AQUA PURA
e. AGUA PURO
f. AGUA VIDA
g. HYDRO COOL
Dagdag ni Ray Veloz
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