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School Jokes 3
A TYPICAL CONVERSATION
Two La Sallites meet on the street and carry on a typical La Sallite conversation:
La Sallite #1: If you can tell me how many chickens I have in this
bag, I'll give you both of them.
La Sallite #2: Uh, three?
La Sallite #1: Daya mo! You peeked!
BARKADA SA HUNTING
Tatlong magkaka-barkada: a La Sallite, a UP stude, and an Atenean
went on a hunting trip.
The first night, the guy from UP comes back to
the cabin with a big deer. The others ask him how he did it, and he
cooly replies: "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and bang! I got
the deer!"
The next night, the guy from Ateneo comes back also with a
big deer. "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and bang! I got the deer!" was the Atenean's story.
So the La Sallite decides to try it himself. But the next night, as he drags himself back to the cabin,
his two companions find him bruised and bloody all over. "What
happened?" they ask?
"Well," replies the La Sallite, "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and bang! A train hit me."
HOW DO YOU KNOW ONE WHEN YOU SEE ONE?
In a grand ballroom party conducted by the Philippine Society of Colleges and Universities, the Chairman of the Board got curious in knowing what particular schools attended the big celebration. So he checked out the house where it was all happening. Guess who he
found out and where he found them?
* UP Diliman - everybody was lined up to the attic to have a fraternity ritual
* UP Los Ba?os - they were in the garden mowing the lawn
* UP Manila - they were into "drugs"
* Ateneo - they were inside the TV room with a microphone
chanting the "BLUE EAGLE" spelling
* La Salle - they were eavesdropping
* San Beda - some were beside the Ateneans while others were at
the bedroom with some Paulinians
* St. Paul - they thought they were with the Ateneans
* La Consolacion - they wanted to be the Paulinians
* Holy Spirit - they want the Paulinians
* Miriam - they were beside the room of the Ateneans . . . like always
* Assumption - they were inside the bathroom three hours already since arriving
* St. Scholastica - they were next in line with the bathroom
* CEU - some were doing the dishes while others were busy with
the laundry
* St. Louis - they were in front of the air condition
* UE - they don't know what's air condition
* UST - they were everywhere
* FEU - they were nowhere
* MLQU - sob! they were not invited
* San Sebastian - How the hell did they pass by security?
* Letran - the Security
* Mapua - they were fixing the leak in the roof
* TIP - they were the ones who created the leak
* NU - they were outside the house selling cigarettes
* JRC - they were the ones buying
* Adamson - went to Luneta instead
* Sta. Isabel - they were Adamson's dates
* CRC - what the hell is this party for?
* PSBA - what the hell is CRC?
* NCBA - what the hell is PSBA?
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