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School Jokes 2
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
A few days before Christmas, the Monsignor thought it would be a
good idea if he solicited the support of a number of the Catholic Schools to get together to create a Nativity Scene in time
for the Christmas Mass. The day before Christmas, the Monsignor
discovered that the Nativity Scene was still incomplete so he made a few inquiries on why this was so.
* Ateneo reported it could come up with only two and not three
wise men.
* La Salle reported it couldn't come up with even a single
wiseman.
* Maryknoll reported that it couldn't come up with even a single virgin.
* San Beda reported that it could only come up with three wise
gays.
* UP reported that they killed the three wise men.
QUESTION AND ANSWER
Q: What should an Atenean do when a La Sallite hurls a grenade at
him?
A: The Atenean should pick up the grenade, pull the firing pin and
hurl it back at the La Sallite.
Q: How do La Sallites count to ten?
A: One, two, three, another, another, another...
PASIKATAN NG GRADWEYTS
UP: A number of past Philippine presidents graduated from UP.
Presidents Roxas, Quirino, Laurel, Garcia and Marcos, to name just a few!
ATENEO: Hah! That's nothing, a number of Ateneo graduates became national heroes like Jose Rizal, Gen. Gregorio del Pilar, Gen. Antonio Luna, Evelio Javier and many others.
UP: That just goes to show you, UP graduates become presidents and
lead countries while Ateneans end up getting shot!
LA SALLE: Wala 'yan. Talo kayo sa mga gradweyt namin!
UP & ATENEO: Bakit sino ba ang mga graduates ninyo?
LA SALLE: Aba! Marami kaming sikat na gradweyts; si Gary Valenciano,Dingdong Avanzado, Ogie Alcasid, Monsour del Rosario . .
HOW TO IDENTIFY A LA SALLITE
A La Sallite walks into a store in Mega Mall and says: "Miss, I'd
like a green parrot, please." The salesgirl looks at him and asks: "Sir..., are you a La Sallite, by any chance?"
The La Sallite replies: "O... bakit mo naman natanong 'yan? If I ordered BLUE cheese, would you ask me
if I were from Ateneo? I don't think so. If I bought a MAROON shirt,
would you ask me if I were from UP? I think not. So why then, when I want
to buy a GREEN parrot, do you ask me if I'm from La Salle???"
"Sir...kasi naman..." replied the salesgirl, "this is a flower shop, eh."
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