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School Jokes 1
THE THINGS WE LEARN IN GRADE SCHOOL
Chance had it that an Atenean and a La Sallite were peeing in the
Men's Room at the same time. The Atenean finished first and after a quick shake, zipped up and was about to quickly exit. The La Sallite finished peeing immediately after, approached the sink,
turned on the faucet, started to wash his hands and hurriedly shot a remark at the departing Atenean -- "You must be an Atenean!".
The Atenean replied, "Why yes... you're right... But aside from the obvious markings on my jacket, how did you know?"
To which, the La Sallite answered rather haughtily, "I noticed - you didn't wash your hands after peeing. You see, we La Sallites, were taught very early in Grade School, to always wash our hands after we pee!"
And the Atenean replied somewhat sheepishly, "Oh... Well.. You see, we Ateneans were taught, very early in Grade School, never to pee on our hands..."
MAHIRAP LAHAT
Sa UP, mahirap ang Math.
Sa Ateneo, mahirap ang English.
Sa La Salle, mahirap ang parking.
Sa Assumption, mahirap ang walang pera.
Sa UST, mahirap umuwi kapag baha.
Sa St. Scho, mahirap sumakay sa LRT
Sa San Beda, mahirap maging lalaki.
WHERE TO GO TO COLLEGE?
If you have a lot of brains and a little money, go to UP.
If you have some brains and some money, go to Ateneo.
If you have no brains and lots of money, go to La Salle.
If you have no money, go to PUP.
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