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Pinoy on the Phone
Isang araw na naglilinis ang katulong nang bigla na lang na nag-ring ang telepono.
Amo: Paki sagot nga Inday ang telepono?
Katulong: Yis sir
Katulong: Hello - hello - hello (walang marinig na boses kasi
baligtad ang hawak sa receiver)
Amo: (napansin ng amo na baligtad): BALIGTARIN MO
Katulong: LLO - HE - LLO-HE - LLO- HE
Amo: (galit na galit na) : Hindi yan, ang ibig kong sabihin na
baligtarin mo yung TELEPHONE...
Katulong: PHONE-TELE , PHONE-TELE , PHONE-TELE...
Bagong salta sa America yung Pinoy ay gustong mag-long distance sa
Pilipinas kaya dinayal yung "0 for Operator".
Operator: AT&T. How may I help you?
Pinoy: Heyloow. Ay wud like to long distans da Pilipins, plis.
Operator: Name of the party you're calling?
Pinoy: Aybegyurpardon? Can you repit agen plis?
Operator: What is the name of the person you are calling?
Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu and sori. Da name of my calling is
Elpidio Abanquel. Sori and tenkyu.
Operator: Please spell out the name of the person you're calling
phonetically.
Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. What is foneticali?
Operator: Please spell out the letters comprising the name a letter
at a time and citing a word for each letter.
Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu. Da name of Elpidio Abanquel is Elpidio
Abanquel. I will spell his name foneticali. Elpidio: E as in Elpidio,
L as in lpidio, p as in pidio, i as in idio, d as in dio, i as in io
and o as in o.
Operator: Sir, can you please use English words.
Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu. Abanquel: A as in Airport, B as in
Because, A as in Airport agen, N as in... Enemy, Q as in...Cuba, U as
in... Europe, E as in... Important and L as in...Elephant.
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