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Pres. Clinton, Yeltsin & Erap
Nakipagkita ang Diyos sa tatlong world leaders: kay Clinton, kay Yeltsin at kay
Erap.
Wika ng Diyos sa kanila, "Kayong tatlo ay pwedeng maglahad sa akin ng isang
katanungan at tiyak na aking sasagutin. "
First came Clinton: "God, when will the special prosecutor, Kenneth Star, finish
his investigation so that I can eventually clear my name."
And God immediately replied: "By the Year 2015." And Clinton broke down and cried.
Nagulat ang Diyos and asked: "Why do you cry, my son?"
To which Clinton replied: "Because I will no longer be around when that happens
which means I will go down in history as the US President who had a sex scandal
ridden administration!" And Clinton faded away.
Second came Yeltzin: "God, when will the Russian economy finally take off?"
To which God replied: "By the Year 2020." And Yeltzin broke down and cried.
Nagulat ulit ang Diyos and asked: "Why do you cry, my son?"
To which Yeltzin replied: "Because I will no longer be around when that happens -
so I will never see Russia's economy prosper and stabilize." And Yeltzin faded
away.
Finally came ERAP: "Diyos ko, ito lang naman ang tanong ko...When do you think will
I ever be accepted by the Filipino intellectuals and society's elite and be
considered by them as a competent leader?" At which point, God broke down and
cried...
Biglang nagulat tuloy si ERAP! Nagtatakang nagtanong si ERAP: "Diyos ko, bakit
naman ikaw ang umiiyak?"
To which God answered: "Kasi, when that happens, I will no longer be around..."
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