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Mag Erap ay Di-Biro
kung wala kang makain, papakainin ka ni erap.
kung wala kang damit, dadamitan ka ni erap.
kung wala kang asawa, aasawahin ka ni erap.
kung wala kang alam, lalo na si erap :D
erap and manoling went to the beach. After diving, a fish swallowed erap's
dick. he punched the fish and it
died.
erap to manoling: kaya mo 'yun?
manoling: oo naman, basta huwag mo akong susuntukin, ha?
erap calling hotel receptionist.
erap: paano ako makakalabas dito sa kuwarto ko?
receptionist: bakit po sir, ano pong problema sa mga pinto?
erap: dalawa lang ang pinto. ang isa pag bukas ko banyo. 'yung isa naman may
nakasabit na "do notdisturb".
kinuha si erap na mag-endorse ng MILO.
pina-acronym sa kanya. sabi niya
M - masarap, I - inumin, L - lasang, O - ovaltine.
erap went to france to watch the world cup. he was toured around by a french
official.
"mr. president, this is joan of arc. do you know her?"
erap: of course. she's noah's wife.
loi slaps erap: you talked in your sleep last night. who's jasmine?
e: she's the horse i bet on at the racetrack.
next day, wife whacks him again.
e: what's that for?
l: your horse called!
People say...
Alfredo Lim is half-Filipino, half-Chinese.
Manoling Morato is half-Filipino, half-Filipina.
Erap is half-Filipino, half-Alcohol.
First thing Erap will change is the name of Malacanang Palace to White Castle.
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