A NEW COKE COMMERCIAL
B: Sarap ng coke.
G1: Magtira ka, may bisita.
B: Sino?
G2: Hi everybody, this is John.
G1: Your so funny.
B: Hilarious.
G2: I'll get more Coca-Cola.
B: Tulungan kita...... Sino yon? Ang guwapo!
Anak: Inay, puwede na ba akong mag-bra?
Inay: Anak, hindi puwede!
Anak: Eh bakit hindi puwede? Inay, 17 na ako.
Inay: Hindi nga puwede! Tigilan mo na nga ako Boyet! Uupakan na kita!
Bakit maraming bading sa Rome?
- Kasi nandoon ang Fafa!
bf: would you wear a ring if you don't have any fingers?
gf: no.
bf: would you wear a necklace if you don't have a neck?
gf: of course not!
bf: then how come you're wearing a bra?
Teacher: Use "facinate" in a sentence.
Boy Bastos: "My sister's new blouse has 10 buttons, but she can only "fasten-eight" kase malaki boobs nya e!
