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Firing Squad
Well, it seems that these three fellows, FVR, Cory and Erap, are about to be
executed in front of a firing squad by the NPAs.
As the final hour approaches, each one of them is trying to think of a way to
escape this inevitable doom. The time comes for the execution and FVR is brought
first in front of the firing squad. As the blindfold is being tied around his head,
he decides that he will attempt his escape by diverting the attention of his
executioners at the final moment, and then running away.
The officer in charge of the executions starts his countdown: "10, 9, 8,.....".
Just before the officer reaches "1", FVR shouts, " F L O O D !!".
Startled, all of the gunmen look up from their rifles and turn around searching for
the onrush of water. In all of this confusion, the FVR manages to take off his
blindfold and run away. By the time the executioners are aware of what happened,
FVR has made his way deep into the woods.
Cory is called on next to appear before the squad. Seeing FVR's success, she
decides to attempt a similar escape. She knows, though, that her executioners will
not fall for the 'flood' trick again. Instead, she decides to use another
natural disaster.
The officer in charge of the executions starts his countdown: "10, 9, 8, .....".
Just before the officer reaches "1", Cory shouts, " T O R N A D O !!".
Startled, all of the gunmen look up from their rifles and turn around searching for
the onrush of wind. In all of the confusion, the Cory manages to take off her
blindfold and run away. By the time the executioners are aware of what happened,
Cory has made her way deep into the woods.
Erap is called on next to appear before the squad. Seeing his predecessor's
successes, Erap decides to attempt a similar escape. He knows, though, that his
executioners will not fall for the 'flood' or the 'hurricane' tricks again.
Instead, he decides to use another natural disaster.
The officer in charge of the executions starts his countdown: "10, 9, 8, .....".
Just before the officer reaches "1", Erap
shouts, " F I R E !!...".
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