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Reasons why there isn't a Filipino American President
1. White House is not big enough for in-laws
2. Engineering, computer science, & accounting preferred over politics
3. Not enough parking at the White House to park the 2 Honda Civics, the
Toyota Celica, the 1985 diesel Mercedes-Benz, and the Chrysler Van
4. Can't find decent chicken or pork adobo in D.C.
5. Secret Service could never handle a nagging mother
6. Dignitaries generally intimidated by eating with fingers at state dinners
7. No chance for promotion
8. Lactose intolerance is not considered politically correct
9. Senior aides won't take shoes off before coming in
10. Too many windows on White House to put metal bars on outside
11. Not allowed to install whistle-beep on presidential limo when put in
reverse gear.
12. Too many dining rooms in the White House; where will they put the
picture of the Last Supper?
13. Could lead to major educational controversy over pronunciation of
p's and f's ..."fobonics"
14. Too much confusion over the definition of D.C. - District of
Columbia OR Daly City?
15. White House walls not big enough to hold giant wooden fork and spoon
16. FAA won't allow rainbow tape on Air Force One dashboard.
17. Secret Service staff won't respond to "psssssst psssssssssssst"
18. Secret Service staff uncomfortable driving presidential car with
rosary hanging on rear view mirror and St. Jude statuette on dashboard.
19. No more WWII jeeps available for restoration as presidential
jeepneys.
20. No more money allocated in budget to purchase karaoke sing-along
machines for every room in the White House
21. Barrel men do not convey political correctness
22. Karaoke parties might disturb the guest in the Lincoln bedroom
23. Mah Jong illegally used to raise campaign funds
24. Can't send presidential towels as gifts to the Philippines
25. Rose garden can't be turned into vegatable garden with tomatoes,
squash, ampayala, mango, jackfruit, lychees, and calamancee fruit
26. Roasted pig might scare the Sierra Club lobby
27. All the restrooms in the White House don't have "TABO" for washing
(you know what).
Galing sa email na ipinadala ni Hazel Flores na galing kay Myra Sol Jocson
Pindutin ITO para bumalik sa listahan.
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