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Erap to Internet
To My Countrymen
Dear peoples from di Phillipines,
As you are already informed via the internit, you should all be fully in
awareness that I am going to be the next President of the Philippines. Now I
know all the votes are not yet fully counted, but who cares about counting
all the votes? You've seen one ballot, you've seen them all. Trust me, they all look the same.
I am in knowing that many of you peoples here have somethings in reserved
against me, and also thats many of you often make fun of me. So plees, plees
let me re-insure you that I am not the man you are thinking I am. Many of
the mudslingings about me from my opposers are lies, or things that are in
the past. And I am not as stoopid as you beleive. I know how to subtract 2
plus 2, I can spell english better than Dan Kwayl, I know about economics
and the law of sublime and demand.
Underneath this barong, pantalon, and leopard briefs, is a man who knows
what to do. You only need to ask the many women who have seen me and been
with me naked to confirm this truth. I know what to do for our nation. I
will do everything inhumanly possible to carry our nation into the dawn of
the new century, the 2000th century. I want to make sure that when I am
over my term, that the economy will have improved from all the money that I will have circulated into my pockets.
In conclustion, I would like to close by saying to you peoples, to please
respect the will of the Philiphino voters, forget about parties and
politics, and unite behind my back.
Thank you.
President-erect of the Philippines,
Joseph "Erap" Estrada
Galing sa email na ipinadala ni: Hazel Flores
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