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Erap Bio. Sketch
SINCE Vice President Joseph Estrada looks unstoppable in his march to
Malacaang, Cocktales has decided it is time to share with the business
community a brief biographical sketch of Erap prepared by the shadowy
Pasig-based group, FBI (Facts-Based Innuendoes), comparing what could be
the country's 13th president with his predecessors, Corazon Aquino and
Fidel Ramos.
Here are the thumbnail sketches of the three:
Political slogans
Cory: Sobra na, tama na, palitan na!
Eddie: Kaya natin 'to!
Erap: Isa pa nga!
Political role models
Cory: Gandhi
Eddie: Eisenhower
Erap: Boris Yeltsin and deposed Ecuadorian president Abdala Bucaram
Population control policy
Cory: Natural birth control methods
Eddie: Artificial birth control methods
Erap: Personally, does not practice any birth control at
all
Attitude towards children
Cory: Fond of babies
Eddie: Fond of Baby
Erap: Likes to have many babies
Policy towards women in government
Cory: Appointed women to Cabinet
Eddie: Appointed women to Cabinet
Erap: Gave each of his women separate cabinets
Church habits in Malacanang
Cory: Prays to St. Jude for hopeless causes
Eddie: Prays to St. Jude for hopeless causes
Erap: Prays that Jude won't be a hopeless case
Recreation
Cory: Gardening
Eddie: Golf
Erap: Gulp
Favorite reading material
Cory: Holy Bible
Eddie: Sun Tzu's The Art of War
Erap: Comics/Cine pages
Favorite ballads
Cory: I'll Never Smile Again
Eddie: It's a Sin to Tell a Lie
Erap: To All The Girls I've Loved Before
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