|
|
Erap 9
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and Erap are walking down the street when
they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A2: None of them. There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and
Erap thought it was a gum wrapper.
Q: What happens when Erap gets Alzheimers disease?
A: His IQ goes up!
Q: What do you get when you offer Erap a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.
Q: How did Erap try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: How does Erap kill a fish?
A: He drowns it.
Q: How do you amuse Erap for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why does help always arrive late whenever Erap suffers heart attack?
A: He looks for number "11" when he dials "911".
Galing sa email na ipinadala ni: Fiel L. Durante
Pindutin ITO para bumalik sa listahan.
Walang Kopyahan
©2000 Bayani.com
Ang mga laman dito ay padala o may pahintulot ng may gawa o may-ari. Bawal ang mangopya ng walang pahintulot. |
|
|
|
