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Erap 6
In an emergency situation.
Erap : Doctor! Doctor! I swallowed a bone.
Doctor : Are you CHOKING?
Erap : No, I'm SERIOUS!!
Erap while still in gradeschool.
Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
Erap : Eh, di 9.
Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
Erap : Gagaguhin nyo pa ako, eh binaligtad nyo lang, eh di 6!!
While in a drug store.
Erap : I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Erap : It does not matter, cuz he can't read yet!!
While in a State Visit to Washington DC.
Bill Clinton : You know, we Americans hate you Filipinos
going TNT in our country. Sorry if I'm frank.
Erap (Shocked) : It's okay, I thought you were Bill!!
In a science class.
Classmate : Bakit yung airplane pag umiikot and elisi, uma-angat sa lupa?
Bakit yung bentilador kahit umiikot, nasa mesa pa din?
Erap : Tanga ka pala eh! Kasi yung bentilador may kurdon, pinipigilan
yon!!
During a State Dinner with the Wives in Washington DC.
Bill to Hillary : Please pass the sugar SWEETHEART;
Blair to wife : Please pass the honey HONEYBUNCH;
Erap to Loi : Please pass the Pork PORKYPIG ! !
While in a pizzeria.
Erap : What are your specialties?
Waiter : Sir, we serve all kinds of pizza.
Erap : Talaga, bigyan mo nga ako ng Shakey's !!
While taking a shower at home and calling for Loi.
Erap : Bakit walang shampoo dito?
Loi : Anong wala, kabibili ko lang kanina ng shampoo, eh.
Erap : Eh, puro For Dry Hair lang ang meron, basa na ang buhok ko! !
Erap to Malacanang hardinero : I thought I told you to water the plants?
Hardinero : Yes, you did sir, but it is raining hard right now, sir.
Erap (MAD) : that's no excuse, I know we supplied you with raincoats!
One day, Erap notices people were signing up for a free seminar about the WWW.
Erap says: "It's really nice to see so many people interested in history. But, there should be another seminar where our country was more involved."
His bodyguard says: "What do you mean, sir?"
Erap explains, "I mean there should also be a seminar about WWT! Not only World War Wan, but also World War Two."
ERAP AND LOI WERE IN AN AFRICAN SAFARI WHEN A HUGE LION
SPRANG OUT OF
NOWHERE AND DRAG LOI W/ ITS JAWS.
LOI : SHOOT! SHOOT!
ERAP : I CAN'T, I'VE RAN OUT OF FILM!
EASYCALL OPTR: "Sender's name please."
SENDER: "Erap Estrada."
EASYCALL OPTR: "Message please."
SENDER: "Jinggoy, this is Papa. Nasa akin ang beeper mo."
RAMOS: Erap may pasalubong akong 10 feet snake sa yo
galing ng Australia.
ERAP: owwsss? pinagloloko mo ako eh. wala naman feet
ang snake eh.
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