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Erap 5
Erap doing a citizen's arrest on foreigner.
Erap : "Abuso ka na, anong pangalan mo?" (While writing the report)
Foreigner : "Vladimir Kromanikov Shneit Norkvanikov Manheit Slokevsky."
Erap : O SIGE, ALIS KA NA!
PDI Reporter : Mr. President, why did you beat up the man yesterday in the health Center?
Erap : Kita na niyang ninenerbyos ako sa result ng AIDS test ko, tapos sabi pa niya "THINK POSITIVE!"
FVR : Nagustuhan mo ba yung M & M's w/ peanuts na pinadala ko kahapon sa
iyo? Alam ko naman na mahilig ka sa mani.
Erap : OO naman, sarap nga eh! KASO, ANG DUMI SA KUKO AT ANG HIRAP BALATAN!
Erap's Friend : offering the president a box of VIAGRA.
Erap : Di ko kailangan yan, merong mas effective dyan.
Friend : Ano yun Sir?
Erap : MAALOX, tingnan mo ang sabi sa label, ANTIGAS, O di ba!
Erap while still in gradeschool.
Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
Erap : Eh, di 9.
Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
Erap : Gagaguhin nyo pa ako, eh binaligtad nyo lang, eh di 6!!
While in New York city, a Erap bumped a black-american.
B-A : Hey, watch where you're goin' you "MUDAFUCKA".
Erap : Eh ta-tanga tanga ka pala, "MADAFA KA RIN SANA"!!
Erap while translating a speech.
"We must strive" Kailangan nating magsikap.
"We must help others" Kailangan nating magtulungan.
"In union there is strenght" SA SIBUYAS ME TIGAS !!!
While in a State Visit to Washington DC.
Bill Clinton : You know, we Americans hate you Filipinos going TNT in our
country. Sorry if I'm frank.
Erap (Shocked) : It's okay, I thought you were Bill!!
In a science class.
Classmate : Bakit yung airplane pag umiikot and elisi, uma-angat sa lupa? Bakit yung bentilador kahit umiikot, nasa mesa pa din?
Erap : Tanga ka pala eh! Kasi yung bentilador may kurdon, pinipigilan yon!!
During a State Dinner with the Wives in Washington DC.
Bill to Hillary : Please pass the sugar SWEETHEART;
Blair to wife : Please pass the honey HONEYBUNCH;
Erap to Loi : Please pass the Pork PORKYPIG ! !
Inside Air France B747 going on a State Visit to France.
Erap to Stewardess : Excuse me miss, do you have a comfort room?
Stewardess : OUI, OUI.
Erap : No, U U ! !
Erap, sinita ng PSG while entering the palace.
PSG : I.D. sir? Erap showed his I.D..
PSG : I-PIN nyo sir. Erap gave a wide smile! !
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