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Erap 4

La Salista : Talagang magaling ang mga taga La Salle, marami kaming Mayor, Congressman, Governor, Senator at Singer.
Atenean : Wala lahat yan, kami may presidente, si ERAP, pinakabobo pa sa amin yan!



ERAP'S WISDOM :
1. Don't judge a book for you are not a Judge.
2. Birds of the same feathers are the same birds.
3. Tell me who your friends are, and I'll tell you mine.
4. An apple a day is 7 apples a week.



PULL

Erap and Jinggoy to watch a movie.
Before entering, Erap reads sign on the door: "PULL"
Erap: "tsk tsk. Balik nalang tayo bukas. Puno na naman eh!"



I THINK

There is this moron that eats anyone who tells a lie.
Very fat girl: "I think im sexy."
The girl was eaten!
Ugly boy: "I think I'm handsome."
The boy was eaten!
Erap: "I think..."
And Erap was eaten!



Erap while buying chewing gum sa 7-11.

Erap : Etong bayad ko!
Cashier : Etong sukli nyo sir.
Erap : Sukli lang, asan yung libreng Asukal? Sabi dito sa gum wrapper, SUGAR FREE!



Press conference on environment at Malacanang.

PDI Reporter : Mr. President, what are the Pollutants in the Phil. Erap : Ther are several pollutants. This includes BOPIS, SISIG, SITSARON, DAING, LIEMPO at MANI!



ERAP'S VEHICLE

Erap one day went to a car dealer (Mitsubitsi) to buy a car. A salesman approaches.

Erap to salesman: Ah, gusto ko sanang bumili ng 16.
Salesman: Sir, what 16? Ahh 16 valve car?
Erap: No, hindi ko kailangan ng kotse na may 16 bulbs. Ang hinahanap ko ay yong sasakyan na 4 times 4.
Salesman: Ahhhh, sir, you mean 4 by 4 (4x4).
Erap: Is that what I means? OK, sige yun na!!!
Salesman: Sir, I recommend the Pajero Intercooler. Erap: !#@$!!@#%, I'm the President of the Philippines, bakit ganyan lang ang ibibigay mo sa akin. Bigyan mo ako ng Pajero

As Erap's Driver test drive it.

Driver to Erap: Sir, pweding pakitingin kung umiilaw yung parking light (as driver switches on the parking light)
Erap: OK, gumagana!
Driver: Sir, yung headlights, umiilaw ba? (as driver switches On the headlights)
Erap: OK rin, gumagana!
Driver: Sir yung signal light pakitingin? (as driver switches on the signal light)
Erap: Ayon gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw...



Erap calling U.P. Diliman : Hello! Is this DILIMAN?
Operator : No, this is PADRE FAURA.
Erap : I'm sorry Father, wrong number!!


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