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Erap 4
La Salista : Talagang magaling ang mga taga La Salle, marami kaming
Mayor, Congressman, Governor, Senator at Singer.
Atenean : Wala lahat yan, kami may presidente, si ERAP,
pinakabobo pa sa amin yan!
ERAP'S WISDOM :
1. Don't judge a book for you are not a Judge.
2. Birds of the same feathers are the same birds.
3. Tell me who your friends are, and I'll tell you mine.
4. An apple a day is 7 apples a week.
PULL
Erap and Jinggoy to watch a movie.
Before entering, Erap reads sign on the door: "PULL"
Erap: "tsk tsk. Balik nalang tayo bukas. Puno na naman eh!"
I THINK
There is this moron that eats anyone who tells a lie.
Very fat girl: "I think im sexy."
The girl was eaten!
Ugly boy: "I think I'm handsome."
The boy was eaten!
Erap: "I think..."
And Erap was eaten!
Erap while buying chewing gum sa 7-11.
Erap : Etong bayad ko!
Cashier : Etong sukli nyo sir.
Erap : Sukli lang, asan yung libreng Asukal? Sabi dito sa gum wrapper,
SUGAR FREE!
Press conference on environment at Malacanang.
PDI Reporter : Mr. President, what are the Pollutants in the Phil.
Erap : Ther are several pollutants. This includes BOPIS, SISIG,
SITSARON, DAING, LIEMPO at MANI!
ERAP'S VEHICLE
Erap one day went to a car dealer (Mitsubitsi) to buy a car. A
salesman approaches.
Erap to salesman: Ah, gusto ko sanang bumili ng 16.
Salesman: Sir, what 16? Ahh 16 valve car?
Erap: No, hindi ko kailangan ng kotse na may 16 bulbs. Ang hinahanap
ko ay yong sasakyan na 4 times 4.
Salesman: Ahhhh, sir, you mean 4 by 4 (4x4).
Erap: Is that what I means? OK, sige yun na!!!
Salesman: Sir, I recommend the Pajero Intercooler.
Erap: !#@$!!@#%, I'm the President of the Philippines, bakit ganyan
lang ang ibibigay mo sa akin. Bigyan mo ako ng Pajero
As Erap's Driver test drive it.
Driver to Erap: Sir, pweding
pakitingin kung umiilaw yung parking light (as driver switches
on the parking light)
Erap: OK, gumagana!
Driver: Sir, yung headlights, umiilaw ba? (as driver switches On the
headlights)
Erap: OK rin, gumagana! Driver: Sir yung signal light pakitingin? (as
driver switches on the signal light)
Erap: Ayon gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw,
ay gumagana, ay ayaw...
Erap calling U.P. Diliman : Hello! Is this DILIMAN?
Operator : No, this is PADRE FAURA.
Erap : I'm sorry Father, wrong number!!
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