SA EROPLANO:
ERAP: tapon ko 100 pesos, 100 tao sasaya!
JINGGOY: tapon ko 1000 pesos, 1000 tao sasaya!
PILOT: tapon ko kayong dalawa, lahat ng tao sasaya!
(Iporward mo para maraming tao sasaya....)
SPEECH NI ERAP:
Ngayon wala na tayong problema sa KUMUNISMO tulad ng panahon ni Marcos.
Wala na rin tayong problema sa IMPERYALISMPO.
Ang problema na lang as AKONAMISMO.
(This joke came out after Luzon went on a total black out.)
JUDGE: Bakit mo nasabing may kinalaman si Erap sa brown out?
ERNIE BARON: Kasi kapag walang knowledge, walang power!
NEWS FLASH:
Batman is looking for Erap. According to Batman, it's because Erap walks
like a penquin and thinks like a Joker.
NEWS FLASH:
There was an assassination plot against Erap but failed.
A .45 caliber hit the center of Erap's head but he survived because no
brain that was hit.
Galing sa email na ipinadala ni: Dariel Q.
Erap flirting with Imelda Marcos:
Erap: Heard your husband had a very small penis. Why don't you try mine, it's big.
Imelda: No thanks, small as it was, it was much bigger than your brain.
Galing sa email na ipinadala ni: AVC
SA WELGA:
taga-UP: Patalsikin si ERAP!
taga-UST: ERAP Resign!
taga-La Salle: ERAP Oust!
taga-PUP: Layas ERAP!
taga-AMA: Eeeee.....Jolina! Jolina kami! Ang cute-cute nya.
