Waiter: What kind of rice would you like Sir?
ERAP: Pinoy tayo eh ! Plain rice
Waiter: What about your viand Sir?
ERAP: (mad) Alam mo nang Pinoy tayo. Siempre "viand"" ko
Pilipinas.
FLASH REPORT: Erap shot and killed LOI after buying a house.
Reason stated in the contract - EXECUTE ALL THREE COPIES WITH
YOUR WIFE.
Do you know that ERAP postal stamps were circulated, but were
secretly
recalled by ERAP himself.
REASON- the citizens are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp.
An accountant asked ERAP what a BALANCE SHEET IS.
