BILL; LET'S HELP ONE ANOTHER
ERAP; TAYOY MAGTULUNGAN
BILL; LET'S STRIVE TOGETHER
ERAP; TAYO'Y MAGSIKAP
BILL; BECAUSE IN UNION THERE IS STRENGTH
ERAP; SAPAGKAT SA SIBUYAS MAY TITIGAS'

CABINET MEMBER: MR. PRES. OUR POPULATION GROWTH RATE IS ALARMING. THERE IS ONE WOMAN GIVING BIRTH EVERY MINUTE.
ERAP: WE HAVE TO STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY. LOOK FOR THAT WOMAN

ERAP HANDED A CHECK TO SEC. ZAMORA AS DONATION TO A CHARITABLE INSTITUTION.

SEC. ZAMORA ; MR. PRES. BAKIT WALANG PIRMA ITO?
ERAP; OK LANG KASI GUSTO KO MAGING "ANONYMOUS DONOR"

FIRST COUPLE WATCHING A PLAY AT CULTURAL CENTER.

ERAP; TARA NA!

LOI; TEKA , INTERMISSION PA LANG

ERAP; DI MO BA NABASA SA PROGRAM , NAKASULAT - ACT II (3 WEEKS LATER). O, MAGHIHINTAY KA PA!

BATMAN IS LOOKING FOR ERAP , BECAUSE HE WALKS LIKE A PENGUIN AND THINKS LIKE A JOKER.

REPORTER; MR. PRES. DO YOU HAVE PLANS FOR THE HOMELESS?
ERAP; OF COURSE, BUT ITS VERY HARD TO FIND THEM. THEY HAVE NO ADDRESS.

FIRST COUPLE WALKING IN NEW YORK.

PROSTITUTE 1: YOU LIKE A HAND JOB?
ERAP; NO THANKS
PROSTITUTE 2: YOU WANT A BLOW JOB?
ERAP; NO THANKS (TURNS TO LOI) - DAPAT DITO PALA PUMUNTA ANG MGA OCW NATIN. MARAMING JOB OPENINGS.

BOY SAVED ERAP FROM DROWNING.

ERAP; SALAMAT. NGAYON HUMILING KA NG KAHIT NA ANO.
BOY; GUSTO KO WHEELCHAIR
ERAP; BAKIT, DI KA NAMAN LUMPO AT ANG LAKAS LAKAS MO
BOY; KASI, PAG NALAMAN NG TATAY KO NA SINAGIP KITA, TIYAK LULUMPUHIN NIYA AKO.

FVR; SPELL AMBULANCE
ERAP; A......M.....B......U.......
FVR; FASTER
ERAP; WANG, WANG , WANG

FLASH REPORT; PLOT TO ASSASSINATE ERAP WAS UNCOVERED. NBI ARREST SUSPECTS