LOI: Hon, lagyan mo ng letter "s"!

ERAP: Smile away, you're so many smile away from me .

Sabi ng sambayanang Pilipino:
Hindi na problema ang komunismo
Di na rin problema ang imperyalismo
ang problema ay si ERAP MISMO!

ERAP's Wisdom:
1) if the cat is away the mouse is alone
2) if others can don't help
3) don't talk to strangers if your mouth is full
4) don't count the eggs if they are not yours

Bakit ERAP ang nickname in ERAP? Kasi, ERAPturuan
ERAP mag-english
ERAP maglakad
ERAP magsalita
ERAP makaintindi
ERAP paniwalaan
at ang tao, ERAP na ERAP na!

STANLEY HO: Mr. President, please accept this Mercedes Benz as sign of my appreciation to you.

ERAP: Sorry, I don't accept bribes.
SH: I'll just sell it to you for P100.
ERAP: Okay, I'll get two!

ERAP: Nakakahiya!
JINGGOY: Bakit Dad?
ERAP: Sabi sa invitation black tie only, pagdating ko dun, may suot din pala silang polo at pantalon!

JUDE: Dad, nagpa-tattoo ako

ERAP: Aba, tama 'yan! Labanan natin ang tsismis na bading ka anak! Patingin nga ng tattoo mo?