Ping and Erap shout_- This is the police "FREEZE!!!", then erap poked his gun at the man
Ping said Sir don't shoot he is our man!!!
Erap shouted- okay defrost!!!!!

Padala ni Jennifer Robles

Doctor: What happened to your 2 red ears?
Erap: I was ironing and the phone rang, I picked up the iron instead.
Doctor: Oh dear! What happened to your other ear?
Erap: That sonuvab*tch called back!

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Erap: Isasauli ko tong nabili kong VHS tape.
Clerk: Anong problema?
Erap: Walang picture tsaka sound. Sayang, suspense thriller pa yata.
Clerk: Anong title?
Erap: Head Cleaner.

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Erap taking a bath nang biglang lumindol. He ran outside the Malaca�ang palace without his clothes on.

Guard: Mr. President! I think you forgot something...
Erap: Ay sh*t! Yung wristband ko!

Mga galing kay Bobbie

While watching a ballerina tip toeing on stage, Erap commented- "Ang tanga naman ng direktor! BAkit hindi na lang sya kumuha ng matangkad?!"

Galing kay Ariel Morales

Si Erap Nag-e-email

Nakita ni FVR si Erap sa harapan ng mailbox. Biglang binalibag ni Erap ng malakas ang pinto ng mailbox at bumalik sa bahay. Maya-maya, eto na naman si Erap. Pumunta sa mailbox at muling binalibag ang pinto nito.

Tinanong niya si Erap:
FVR: Bakit mo binabalibag ang pinto ng mailbox? May problema ba?
ERAP: Eh kasi sabi ng computer ko "You've Got Mail"! Wala naman pala!