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Erap 13
President Erap looks up from his desk in Malacanang to see one of his aides
nervously approach him.
"What is it?" exclaims the President.
"Its this Abortion Bill Mr. President, what do you want to do about it?" the aide
replies.
"Just go ahead and pay it." responds the President.
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A newspaper did a survey:
100 women surveyed were asked, "Would you sleep with president Erap"?
81 replied, "Never Again".
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One day Erap is going to give a speech at an Elementary School. He asks the teacher
what the children are studying and she replies that they are learning about
Tragedies. So the President decides to talk about Tragedies.
He asks a student, "What would you consider to be a tragedy?"
The kid thinks for awhile and then says, " If a boy is running after a ball into a
street and gets run over by a car and dies."
Erap responds, "No, I don't think that's a tragedy... that's an accident."
Then Erap asks another kid to give an example of a tragedy. The kid says, "If a
bus full of kids drives over a cliff and they all die."
This time Erap says, "I don't think that's a tragedy... I think that's a great
loss."
So again Erap asks another kid to give an example of a tragedy. The kid responds,
"If you're on a air plane and it crashes."
"Right!" says the president to the kid. "That would be a tragedy... how did you
ever know that?"
Quickly, the kid replies, " Because I know it's not an accident and I know it's not
a great loss."
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