Erap Jokes #12
ERAP : (Shouting at his son) Jinggoy, papasukin mo ang aso sa gate.
JINGGOY: Tagpi, Tagpi, pasok ka.
ERAP : Takutin mo, tanga!
JINGGOY: Opo. Tagpi, tagpi, pasok ka. May mumu diyan!!!
Galing sa email na ipinadala ni: Ariel Morales
Erap dies and is on his way to Hell. At Hell's gate, he meets Satan.
Satan tells Erap that Hell is full, but that Erap will be given the choice of who
he will REPLACE forever in Hell.
Three doors appear before Erap:
The first door opens. Behind the door is FVR.
He's being worked over by a couple of big muscular guys.
Upon seeing FVR's
predicament, Erap cringes and says "That looks painful. I don't think this is for
me."
The second door opens. Behind door #2 is FPJ.
He's being repeatedly drowned in a tub of water, Erap again says "I don't think
this is for me either."
The third door opens. Behind door #3 is Bill Clinton.
He is naked and bound hand and foot. Kneeling before him is Monica Lewinsky, doing
what she does best. "I can handle that!" Erap proclaims enthusiastically.
"Very well," says Satan. "Monica, you may go."
Galing sa email na ipinadala ni: Ariel Morales
Genie at Erap
G: Wish ka!
E: Lagyan mo ng flyovers ang buong Pilipinas! etong Mapa!
G: Hirap naman! Iba na lang!
E: Gawin mo akong matalino!
G: Asan na nga yung mapa?
Galing sa Text ni Lito Mancanes
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