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Erap 11
Arriving at a French restaurant with his son who was driving the car, Erap tells
him to ask for valet parking. And Erap says "val-et."
Erap's son corrects his father: "Val-ey parking."
Once inside the restaurant, Erap tells his son that they'll have buff-et.
Again, the son corrects the father: "Buff-ey"
After lunch Erap asks for the bill. Then he tells his son, "I left my wall-ey in
the car."
Erap, on being praised for easily remembering people's names, says, "I have a
pornographic memory."
Rushing from his office to attend a gathering of former army officers, Erap is
asked by his secretary where he is going
"I am meeting with some retarded generals."
Asked what impressed him most after a visit to the Sea World,
Erap says: "It's the
first time I've seen an octopus up close. I never realized it had so many
testicles."
ERAP: I would like to inquire how long is the flight to San Francisco
OPERATOR: Just a minute sir
ERAP: Ah, ok. Thank you.
JINGGOY: Dad, ilang S ba and suksesful, dalawa ba or tatlo
ERAP: Gawin mo ng apat para sigurado.
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