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Erap 1
Exec Sec Zamora: Sir, puwede bang palitan 'tong laptop ko?
Erap: Bakit?
Zamora: Masyadong mabigat, eh!
Erap: Ba't di ka mag-delete ng files para gumaan?
Erap to Loi: Wow ang bango mo ngayon ah! Ano'ng gamit mong pabango?
Loi: Secret!!!
Erap: Secret? Di ba pinapahid yun sa kili-kili?
Why did Erap shoot his wife when he bought a house?
Because the contract reads: "Execute all 3 copies together with your wife..."
Reporter: Mr. Prez. How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Erap : 16 !!
Reporter: Why ?
Erap : Because the priest says: 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and
4 worse.
Erap noticed the new jeans FVR is wearing and asks.
Erap: Nice jeans ! Anong brand ?
FVR: Guess
Erap: Levis ?
FVR: No! Guess !
Erap: Armani ??
FVR: Guess nga !
Erap: Sirit na nga ???
Brain 4 sale
Stalin $ 5,000.00 usd
Churchill 10,000.00 usd
JFK 20,000.00 usd
Erap 50,000.00 usd
Buyer: Why is Erap's brain the most expensive ?
Seller: Slightly used only !
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