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Erap 1

Exec Sec Zamora: Sir, puwede bang palitan 'tong laptop ko?

Erap: Bakit?

Zamora: Masyadong mabigat, eh!

Erap: Ba't di ka mag-delete ng files para gumaan?



Erap to Loi: Wow ang bango mo ngayon ah! Ano'ng gamit mong pabango?

Loi: Secret!!!

Erap: Secret? Di ba pinapahid yun sa kili-kili?



Why did Erap shoot his wife when he bought a house?

Because the contract reads: "Execute all 3 copies together with your wife..."



Reporter: Mr. Prez. How many women do you believe must a man marry?

Erap : 16 !!

Reporter: Why ?

Erap : Because the priest says: 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.



Erap noticed the new jeans FVR is wearing and asks.

Erap: Nice jeans ! Anong brand ?

FVR: Guess

Erap: Levis ?

FVR: No! Guess !

Erap: Armani ??

FVR: Guess nga !

Erap: Sirit na nga ???



Brain 4 sale

Stalin $ 5,000.00 usd

Churchill 10,000.00 usd

JFK 20,000.00 usd

Erap 50,000.00 usd

Buyer: Why is Erap's brain the most expensive ?

Seller: Slightly used only !


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