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Diary of a Pinoy
PLEASE EXCUSE THE LANGUAGE !!! HOWEVER, THE LANGUAGE DOES GIVE IT A
BETTER PUNCHLINE!!!
Dear Diary,
Dec 14 Finally arrived in America for the first time. News about the
possibillity of a White Christmas!
Dec 15 Wife and I sat by the window all day watching the snowflakes gently
drifting down, covering the trees and the ground. Like the Christmas card
my sister sent me.
Dec 16 Awoke to a lovely blanket of crystal white snow covering the
landscape. What a fantastic sight! I enjoyed shoveling my sister's
driveway. A snowplow accidentally covered up the driveway. He >
waved. He reminded me of Santa Claus. I waved back and shoveled again...
no problem.
Dec 17 Wow! 5 more inches of snow! The temperature dropped to 5 degrees.
The snowplow covered the driveway with a compacted snow. It is cold.
Dec 18 The temp went up a little and the snow on the street turned into a
slush mixed with dirt and became brownish-gray. Temp went down again and
became icy. A tree limb snapped and fell on my sister's new car. More snow
and ice predicted. Masakit ang likod ko.
Dec 19 Ang Lamig! The snow plow came by 2X today. First he covered the
streets with sand, then came back and pushed the snow and ice mixed with
the dirty sand on the driveway again. Kung sa Pilipinas 'to pinagmumura ko
na yung driver.
Dec 20 Power went off due to the cold. Sinisipon na kaming lahat dito.
Used kerosene heater which tipped over. Putaragis, nasunog yung mga kilay at
pilik mata ko.
Dec 21 More snow predicted. Wind chill -7 degrees. Nag li-leak na yung
bubong ng utol ko. All the plumbing pipes are frozen. Naku hindot, walang
katulong! Pagbumalik pa yung hayop na snowplow, sa-salubungin ko
na siya ng pala!
Dec 22 Anak ng puta, ang ginaw! Inabangan ko yung snowplow, sinaksak ko
yung driver, pero nakatakas ang kupal. Hindi ko mahabol dahil ang sakit ng
mga daliri at toes ko, at lumalabo ang paningin ko. Nabubulag na yata ako!
Dec 23 BUWAKA-NG-INA! KAYO NALANG DITO. UUWI NA 'KO SA
PILIPINAS!
Galing sa email na ipinadala ni: Hazel Flores
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