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Bus Crush
A woman takes a public bus to go to work one morning.
As the bus was brimming full, she was forced to stand
in the isle, squashed along with other passangers who
could not find a seat.
Suddenly a very attractive man gets on the bus. The
woman could not help but notice him---- not only did
she note his very appealing face, but also his strong,
bare,muscular arms. He too could not find a seat. He
too squeezed in with the others who were standing.
To her greatest pleasure, the attractive man had
positioned himself very very close to her.
As the bus ride continued, it became steadily warmer
and warmer inside the bus. The woman became conscious
of her raised arm, especially since she was wearing
a sleeveless blouse. So as not to become too
conspicuous, she touched her raised underarm.
YUCK! She had forgotten to shave her armpits and the
hair had grown to enormous proportions! Not only that,
it was soooo sweaty and a foul odor reeked from it.
She had forgotten to put deodorant, too!
Omigawd, what was she going to do???? So she decided
to cover her armpit with her hand. Suddenly, the
attractive man who was pressed close to her remarked,
"Miss, may crush ka ba sa akin?"
Shocked the woman asked, "At bakit mo naman nasabi
'yon?"
"Kasi kanina ka pa nakahawak sa kilikili ko, eh."
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