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It was lunch break, and three students were opening their respective lunch bags.

Student from UP: "Naku naman! Peanut butter sandwich na naman! Ayoko na! Pag bukas peanut butter sandwich na naman ang lunch ko, magpapakamatay na lang ako!"

Atenean: "Oh, man! Roast beef sandwich again?!! If I have to eat this again tomorrow, I'll kill myself!"

LaSallite: " --#@*%--! I can't believe I have turkey sandwich again! I don't don't want this anymore! If this is what I'll be having for lunch tomorrow, I'd rather die!"

The next day...

The UP student was heard to shout "Peanut butter na naman!", and proceeded to throw himself off a bridge into the Pasig River.

The Atenean saw he had roast beef sandwich again, quietly rewrapped his food, got his bag, went to his dorm room, and hung himself from the rafters.

The LaSallite seeing turkey peeking out between bread slices, cursed out loud, strode to the trash can, and threw the sandwich and the rest of his lunch in there. Then he got into his shiny new car and drove himself into a sturdy cement pole.

The next day, their respective mothers were being interviewed for the evening news.

Mother of the UPian: (crying) "Kung alam ko lang ho na gagawin niya 'yan, iniba ko na lang ho sana ang inihanda kong pananghalian niya."

Mother of the Atenean: (teary-eyed) "If I only knew he would kill himself over a roast beef sandwich, I would've asked his yaya to fix him something else for lunch."

Mother of the LaSallite: (sigh)"Ewan ko ba! I really don't understand why he killed himself because he was having a turkey sandwich again for lunch. E, everyday, siya naman ang nagfi-fix ng lunch niya."


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