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AMA
(Pambungad: Patawa lang po ito ha at padala lang. Walang
pikunan sapagkat hindi ito katotohanan.)
Deodorant:
Ateneo- secret
La salle- sure
UST- rexona
UP- babes
NU- splash deowhitener
PUP- tawas
AMA- dinidikdik na stork, sing lamig pero di sing
mahal
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Multivitamins:
UA&P- pharmaton
Ateneo- rogin-e
La Salle- centrum
UST- clusivol
AMA- star rice
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Reaction of students to BMW
Ateneo- may dad has one like that
DLSU- Dad buy me naman that
UP- Dad, that is not worth buying
UST- wow, dad, cool car
AMA- itay pakodak tayo sa tabi!!!
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Expressions of Schools
Ateneo- Whatever
DLSU- duh!
Assumption- oh my god!
UST- gosh!
UP- ganon?
AMA- chuvachuchu
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Tawag sa mga estudyante
Ateneo- Atenista
DLSU- Lasalista or La Sallite
UP- taga-UP
Assumption- Assumptionista
UST- Thomasian
San Beda- Bedan
AMA- Jolinians
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If the national flower of the philippines is sampaguita,
what is the offical flower of AMA?
A: Paper Roses
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Parlor:
ADMU- frank provost
La salle- roger craig
CSB- paradigm
CRC- bcbg
UST- davis deowhitener
FEU- ricky reyes
AMA- rejoice portable sink with paolo bediodes
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Bags:
ADMU- nine west
La salle- esprit
CRC- polo
Assumption- prada
UP- ucb
UST- native bags
AMA- guess.. ...what? plastic bag
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Month:
DLSU- february(hearts day)
CRC- december(holidays)
Ateneo- march(graduation)
AMA- april(boys) IDOL!!!
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gimik:
DLSU- abgs
ADMU- fatwillys
Beda- mars
CEU- padis
UST- chatterbox
AMA- di nyo kami maaapi ngayon sa hardrock kami! may
concert si jolina! beeh!
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Reaction pagnawalan ng wallet
ADMU- fuck! my credit cards are there
DLSU- shit! i have 5,000 bucks
UST- pare yung driver's license ko
AMA- punyemas, yung picture ni jolina!
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Reaction after looking at a Sauna Showroom:
La salle- ganda ng #69
UP- ok si 74
UST- yun magaling sa kama
ADMU- #8 nagbi-BJ
AMA- shit alis na tayo si #1 ate ko
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pag may kaaway
CRC- aikido
ADMU- judo
DLSU- taekwondo
UST- boxing
AMA- sayunachi...sayonachi...sayonachinelas ko...TAKBO!
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Cellphone orders in Greenhills
La salle- 8810 please
ADMU- five housing for my 3210
UP- car charger nga
UST- extra battery
UE- two pieces of P1,000 GLOBE cards
AMA- (pabulong) may brochure kayo?
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Expressions pag nakakuha ng funny txt
ADMU- hahaha, funny
DLSU- yeah, right
UP- tangna OK to ah
AMA- tangna tayo na naman ang pinag-uusapan ah!
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Reaction ng marinig ang new txt scheme
La salle- bad trip
ADMU- shit
UST- bwisit
CKSC- piaw si eh
FEU- diyahe naman
AMA- yes, wala ng mang-aasar sa atin
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Reaction of students to BMW
Ateneo- may dad has one like that
DLSU- Dad buy me naman that
UP- Dad, that is not worth buying
UST- wow, dad, cool car
AMA- itay pakodak tayo sa tabi!!!
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Favorite car:
ADMU: benz
Beda- bugati
DLSU- acura
UST- ferrari
UP- jaguar
AMA- tangna tama na STI naman, kaya nga pabor kami sa
metering ng
text!!!
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DLSU- kala mo archer, pana lang pala
FEU- tamaraw nabiyaheng lawton
Ateneo- gold eagle, paborito ng lasenggo
UST- tiger daw, katol lang pala
from: AMA
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NEWS ADVISORY: There was an investigation done to Globe
because of
their new text scheme. It was found out that the president
of Globe is an
Alumni of AMA. Kayo kasi eh...
Galing sa mga email na ipinadala ni: Melodramatic fool at Carol Tongco
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