Erap went to France to watch the world cup. He was toured around by a French official.
"Mr. President, this is Joan of Arc. Do you know her?"
Erap: Of course. She's Noah's wife.

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SURNAME

Erap is a little bit confused on what surname to use. Estrada or Ejercito?
so he asked his presidential advisers. and they all suggested
"Sir, tosscoin na lang ".
and Erap happily agreed. He now told everyone to start calling him