Nagpunta sina erap at ang kanyang mga kaibigan sa ermita.
Nakakita sila ng beerhouse kaya pumarada sila at lumapit. Nang
papasok na sila biglang tumalikod si Erap at sinabi,
"Tara na
hindi tayo puwede dito. Nakalagay sa karatula 18 and above only
e sasampu lang tayo."
In a coffee shop:
Erap: 1 coffee please
Waiter: Decaf, sir?
Erap: Of course! Debaso is too big and too much for me!
What part of a man has the biggest muscle, have lots of veins,
always pumping and responsible for making love?
E di Heart!
Ano
ba ang iniisip mo?
At a restaurant:
WTR: What's your order, sir?
Customer: I'll have swiss steak and French fries.
WTR: And you sir?
ERAP: Seym also, Sweepstake and first prize.