A Pinoy is having his "SNACK" (bread and ube jam), when an
American man chuckling chewing gum, sits down next to him.
The Pinoy ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a
conversation.
American: "You Filipino folks eat the whole bread??"
Pinoy (in a bad mood): "Of course."
American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In the
States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in
a container, recycle it, transform them into pandesal and
export them to the Philippines ."
The American has a smirk on his face. The Pinoy listens in
silence.
The American persists: "D'ya eat jelly with the bread??"
Pinoy: "Of Course."
American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and
chuckling). "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for
breakfast, then we put all the peels,seeds, and left overs
in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and
export them to the Philippines ."
The Pinoy(kind of pissed of) then asks: "Do you have sex in
America?"
American: "Why? Of course we do", the American says with a
big smirk.
Pinoy: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used
them?"
American: "We throw them away, of course."
Pinoy: "In the Philippines, we don't throw them. We put them
in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing
gum and export them to the States.