Subject: Bayani.com Balita #79
Date: Sun, 04 Jan 2004 23:44:12 +0800
From: Super Perez <super@bayani.com>
Reply-To: bayanibalita-owner@yahoogroups.com
To: Balita <bayanibalita@yahoogroups.com>
Kaibigan,
Mabuhay!
Ang gulo ng ating bansa ngayong nalalapit na ang eleksiyon.
Mukhang ang malinis lang na kandidato e si Ginang Gloria
Macapagal. Oo nga medyo maraming mga problema ang bansa habang
siya ang nakaupo pero kahit sino naman ang presidente hindi
maiiwasan ito. Sana ang maihalala ay ang siyang makakatulong sa
bansa. Hindi ko itatago na medyo ayaw kong maihalal si FPJ
sapagkat wala siyang karanasan sa gubyerno at ang ibang mga taong
pumapaligid sa kanya ay may mga nagawa sa nakaraan na hindi
kanaisnais. Magdasal na lang po tayo. Si Kuya Jess na lang po ang
bahala (napaka Pinoy talaga ano po, ipinagbabahala na lang sa
Diyos).
Kung mayroon kayong nais makita, patawang nais ibahagi o maging
ano man pati na ang magbuhos kayo ng sama ng loob :^), sumulat
lamang sa sulat@bayani.com.
Para naman gumaan ng konti ang ating buhay, eto ang ilang patawa
na ipinadala sa akin :)
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TAGAYTAY GHOST STORY
This story happened a few months ago along the Tagaytay Road.
There was a guy who got left behind by a pack of mountain bikers.
The group was large and he didnt bring a cellphone. He crashed
his bike somewhere between Picnic Grove and DBP. To make things
worse, a storm came
in.
So he walked.
This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark
night in the middle of a storm. The night passed slowly and no
cars went by.
The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few meters ahead
of him.
Suddenly, just before the junction going to Manila, he saw a car
slowly looming, ghostlike, out of the gloom. It slowly crept
toward him and stopped. It was raining hard, wind blowing all
around you, what would you do? Like you would, he got into the
car and closed the door, then realized that there was nobody
behind the wheel.
The car slowly started moving again. The guy was terrified, too
scared to think of jumping out and running. The guy saw that the
car was slowly
approaching a sharp curve. The guy started to pray, begging for
his life he was sure the ghost car would go off the road and he
would plunge to his death, when just before the curve, a hand
appeared thru the window and turned the steering wheel, guiding
the car safely around the bend.
Terrified, the guy watched the hand reappear every time they
reached a curve. Finally, the guy gathered his wits and leaped
from the car and
ran to the nearest place where there were houses.
Wet and in shock, he went into a store and voice quavering,
ordered 2
bottles of Red Horse Beer, and told the people about his
horrible, supernatural experience.
A silence enveloped everybody when they realized the guy was
apparently sane and not drunk.
About half an hour later two guys walked into the same store. One
says to the other..........
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"Yan...siya nga yung sumakay habang nagtutulak tayo..."
Galing kay Randee Leyson
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Alagaan ang inyong mata. Magpatingin sa Perez optical
(http://www.perezoptical.com). Hanapin sa site ang discount
coupon.
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Pinoy movie titles translated
Walang Matigas Na Tinapay Sa Mainit Na Kape = There's no hard
bread on hot coffee
Masamang Damo = Bad Grass
Pag Oras Mo Na, Oras Mo Na = If its your time, its your time.
Tunay Na Tunay. Gets Mo? Gets Ko! = Very Real. Get it? I get it!
Wala Ka Nang Lupang Tatapakan = You have no more soil to walk on.
Babangon Ako't Dudurugin Kita = I will wake up and and I will
crush you.
Dumating Ka Lang Ba Para Umalis? = Did you come just to go?
Sana'y Maulit Muli = Hope to Repeat Again
Kung Ayaw Mo Huwag Mo = If You Don't Like, Don't You
Isang Bala Ka Lang = You're One Bullet Only
Abakada... Ina = ABC Mother
Kakaba-kaba kaba? = Nervous-nervous are you?
Oops, Teka Lang Diskarte Ko 'To = Oops, Wait this is my tactic!
Sa Huling Paghihintay = In the end of the waiting.
Dahil Mahal Na Mahal Kita = Because Love and Love you
Muling Ibalik Ang Tamis Ng Pag-ibig = Bring back again the
sweetness of love.
Walang Karugtong Ang Nakaraan = Theres no connection in the past
Maglulupa Man Ako = If I was the soil man
Pagbabalik Ng Probinsyano = The return of the provinceman
Bihagin Ang Dalagang Ito = Hostage this young girl
May Lamok Sa Loob Ng Kulambo = Theres a mosquito inside the
mosquito net
Tulak Ng Bibig, Kabig Ng Dibdib = Push of the Mouth, Pull of the
chest
Type Kita Walang Kokontra = You're my type, dont contradict
Hatiin natin ang ligaya = let's cut in half the happiness
Tuhog =barbecued
Boy anghel, utak pulboron = Boy angel, with a mind of powdered
bulacan sweets
Home Along The Riles = Bahay sa Gilid ng Rails
Oka Tokat = Deracs ma I
Galing sa email na ipinadala ni: Lito Mancanes
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Domain name registration and virtual servers at
http://WebWorksCo.com
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English to tagalog
Jerry Maguire = Jerry M. Aguirre
X-Men = Mga Dating Lalaki
Silence of the Lambs = Katahimikan ng mga Tupa
Mary Poppins = Maria Putok
The Fast and the Furious = Ang Mabilis at Ang Galit na Galit
Stepmom = Nanay-nanayan
Thin Red Line = Payat, Pulang Linya
Me, Myself, and Irene = Ako, Ako, at si Irene
Babe in the City = Sanggol sa Syudad
Jurassic Park = Sinaunang Luneta
Batman Forever = Taong paniki habang buhay
Lethal Weapon = Makamandag na Armas
Lethal Weapon 2 = Makamandag na Armas Ulit
Lethal Weapon 3 = Makamandag na Armas na Naman
Lethal Weapon 4 = Makamandag na Armas na Talaga
Galing sa email na ipinadala ni: Lito Mancanes
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Inyong lingkod,
Super Perez
Tagapamahala
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