Subject: [bayani] Patawa
Date: Wed, 21 Apr 1999 09:14:43 +0800
From: "Bayani.com" <sulat@bayani.com>
Organization: http://www.bayani.com
To: See_Bayani_com <SeeMySite@bayani.com>

Mga Binibini at Ginoo,

Mabuhay!
Sa mga bagong sali, salamat at sana magustuhan ninyo ang aming mga
pakulo.  Kung may naisip kayong nais ninyong makita, sumulat lamang
kayo sa sulat@bayani.com at susubukan naming gawin iyon.

Sana walang magagalit sa ipapadala kong ito.  Hindi siya bastos pero
baka may tamaan.  Joke lang po ito, ha?

Doon sa mga malapit sa Los Angeles, ipalalabas ang pelikulang Jose
Rizal na itinatampok si Cesar Montano.  Napanood ko po rito sa
Pilipinas yan.  Ang galing!  Pagkatapos niyo mapanood iyan, sigurado
akong taas noo kayong lalabas ng sinehan. Ipalalabas ito sa Pantages
Theater, April 24, 1999.

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BEST OF LOVE NOTES

Dear Joe,

     I'm writing about Ben. We're in our twenties and both
work in Makati. In fact, we used to be officemates. I've
known him for almost two years and all the time, I've been
inlove with him, although we are just friends and he has a
girlfriend he intends to marry.

     Joe, I can't help fall in love with him. He's perfect;
responsible, intelligent, resourceful, thoughful, loving,
sweet, caring, upright, kind, family-oriented and
God-fearing individual. His good looks is just an added
bonus. I can't believe such a man still exists today and I will
forever be thankful for his friendship.

     It pains me to be soo in-love with him because he and
his girlfriend are perfect for eachother and are so happy
being together. I don't know if he's aware of my feelings for
him. But winning his heart, I think, is out of the question..

     His girlfriend is too precious for him. Losing her would
truly hurt him, and I don't want to see him in pain. I know,
however, that a part of me wishes he would reciprocate my
love. But he's just too good for me. He deserves someone
better , like the girl he has now. Knowing he's happy with
her is enough consolation for me. I want his happiness even
if it would mean my own despair.

     Goodness knows how much I'm suffering. Writing this
letter alone is already torture. I've been trying very hard to
forget him. I've done ways I know to free myself. Pero and
kulit talaga ng puso ko, ayaw sumunod.

     Joe, I havent seen or talked with him for a long time and
I thought his absence would somehow cool down the
feeling, but it has'nt. I dont want to miss him, but I do miss
him terribly. How can I forget him? Whenever I see a
place, a thing or a situation, my mind automatically
associates it with him. His memories occupy most of my
walking and sleeping hours. His face pops into my mind in
the middle of my lunch, when I'm talking with my friends,
cleaning our house or just doing something which has
nothing to remind me of him. Odd, but true.

     I'm not bitter Joe, I dont blame myself , him nor God
for this situation. As a matter of fact, I'm thankful, painfully
odd as it is, this situation has made me the mature person I
am now. But I cant help ask myself why should a woman,
or a man for that matter, fall for another when they are not
meant for each other?

     Why Joe? Why?

     You know Joe, whenever I pray, I always ask God to
help me let go of this love. I just want to feel the same way
he feels for me--as a friend and nothing more. I know I can
get through this because I believe that God wouldnt give me
something He knows I couldnt handle. Someday I would be
able to smile again without being hurt when I remember
him. God has His reason for all of these and until I know
the reasons, I want to hear words from you. Please Joe,
help me.

     Sincerely,
     Robert
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Dear robert,

     Lintek kang bakla ka pinagod mo pa ako sa pagbasa ng
letter mo malandi tigilan mo na ang ilusyon mo ,hindi mo
kayang ibigay kay ben ang kayang ibigay ng girlfriend
niya,,sa susunod na sumulat ka pa sa akin. Ipapapatay
kita!!!!!

             Galing sa email na ipinadala ni: Hazel Flores
             Nakalista sa http://www.bayani.com/patawa

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