Subject: Bayani.com Balita #69 Date: Wed, 23 Aug 2000 18:56:13 +0800 From: Super Perez <super@bayani.com> To: See_Bayani_com <SeeMySite@bayani.com> Mga Katoto! Nako 69 na ... ang mga balita. Paumanhin sa pambungad. Kapapadala ko lang rin kasi ng mga medyo bastos na patawa sa Medyo bastos na listahan ng Bayani.com. Kung gusto niyo sumali, magpadala lang ng email sa pinoyjokes-subscribe@egroups.com. Medyo nagmamadali kasi hindi pa ako tapos mag-aral para sa pagsusulit ko sa Neurology bukas. Salamat sa mga sumulat sa akin at sa mga bagong sali na may mga kanais-nais na pagbati. Yung mga nagpadala ng patawa, salamat na marami sapagkat kung wala kayo, wala rin akong maipapadala. Siya siya, eto na. =============== 1. melanie marquez and boy abunda: boy: o melanie, paano na ang showbiz career mo ngayong nagmo-mormon ka na? melanie: a okay lang yan boy kasi matagal na rin akong semi-retarded. 2. super sireyna contest: emcee: anong masasabi mo sa death penalty? bading; a ano po yun toot por toot, eye por eye. emcee: paki-eksplika nga? bading: ganito po yun: kung pinatay mo ang nanay ko, dapat, patayin din ang nanay mo! =============== Alagaan ang inyong mata. Magpatingin sa Perez optical (http://www.perezoptical.com). Hanapin sa site ang discount coupon. =============== 3. little miss phiippines contest emcee: anong gusto mong maging paglaki mo? little miss contestant: maging lalaki po. 4. little miss phiippines contest emcee (to boy consort, inaalaska): okay 'tong suot mo boy, a! boy consort: 'TANG INA MO! 5. mr. world philippines contest emcee: what do you think should a man possess to be successful? contestant: i think, that for a man to be successful, he should be a responsible, because if he should not be a responsible, he will not have a successful. that is all. i thank you. 6. kuya germs, interviewing the boygroup, 98 degrees kuya germs: are you already married? 98 member: no, i'm still single. kuya: WOW! imagine that! what a koynseedense! three years ago, you are here, you are single. i am here, i am single. now, three years after, you are still here, you are still single. i am still here, i am still single! it's anbeeleebabol! =============== WebWorks Webhosting and Design. Domain name registration and Affordable virtual servers with web-based control panel at http://WebWorksCo.com =============== 7. hetero talent scout, sighting a super gorgeous girl, and trying to score points talent scout: excuse me. are you a commercial? (after five milliseconds and realizing booboo). model? the weird part of this story is that, kumagat ang girl. at magsyota na sila ni mr. booboo. baka mas malala pa ingles ni girl kasi. 8. leonardo litton and rodel velayo, guesting on keep on dancing charlene gonzales: hi leonardo, hi rodel, welcome to keep on dancing! leonardo litton: welcome din po! 9. boy abunda and anabel rama boy: anabel, anong masasabi mo sa mga insinuation ni isabel, na para bang, bugaw ka? anabel: eekskyus me no, buuy!!?? kaldiro lang ang binibinta ko nuun, sa istayts!!! hinde ako nagbibinta ng pikpik!!! 10. TV patrol coverage by JV Villar, of an old and ugly transvestite hooker, CANDY, reporting to police the alleged homicide attack on him/her by SAID ALAA, a Palestinian "client." This was shot just outside Said's prison cell, and Saad and Candy are standing side by side. Candy: But him and me, we are already decisioning. That I will decision to not anymore demand a case to him. (off-cam voice): paano mangyayari na hindi mo na siya kakasuhan. Candy: That him and me, he will marry me. Natawa na lang si Saad at dumeretso sa selda niya. =============== Gusto niyo mag-shopping? Magpunta sa http://1hunt.com o http://philshopping.com. =============== 11. Eat Bulaga husband and wife compatability contest (a la New Married game) Host: Misis, ano ang nilalagay ni Mister sa kanyang itlog tuwing umaga?? Misis: Johnson's Baby Powder! Galing kay Melodramatic fool Nakalista sa http://www.bayani.com/patawa __ ||__\ http://www.bayani.com || \\ ||__// Para magpalista, pumunta sa website ||__< o lumiham sa sulat@bayani.com || \\ ||__// Huwag sana tanggalin ito upang ||__/ makapagpalista rin ang ibang tao Inyong lingkod, Super Perez Tagapamahala http://www.bayani.com http://web.ph - Pinoy portal http://1ph.net - Uniting Online Philippines http://philshopping.com - Philippine Online Mall http://webworksco.com - Web Works website design, site hosting, domain registration and internet consultancy mailto:pinoyjokes-subscribe@egroups.com - mga medyo bastos na patawa mailto:bayani-subscribe@egroups.com - makilahok sa usapang bayan