Subject: Bayani.com Balita #69
Date: Wed, 23 Aug 2000 18:56:13 +0800
From: Super Perez <super@bayani.com>
To: See_Bayani_com <SeeMySite@bayani.com>

Mga Katoto!

Nako 69 na ... ang mga balita.  Paumanhin sa pambungad.
Kapapadala ko lang rin kasi ng mga medyo bastos na patawa sa
Medyo bastos na listahan ng Bayani.com.  Kung gusto niyo sumali,
magpadala lang ng email sa pinoyjokes-subscribe@egroups.com.

Medyo nagmamadali kasi hindi pa ako tapos mag-aral para sa
pagsusulit ko sa Neurology bukas.  Salamat sa mga sumulat sa akin
at sa mga bagong sali na may mga kanais-nais na pagbati.

Yung mga nagpadala ng patawa, salamat na marami sapagkat kung
wala kayo, wala rin akong maipapadala.

Siya siya, eto na.

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 1. melanie marquez and boy abunda:

 boy: o melanie, paano na ang showbiz career mo
 ngayong nagmo-mormon ka na?
 melanie: a okay lang yan boy kasi matagal na rin
 akong semi-retarded.

 2. super sireyna contest:

 emcee: anong masasabi mo sa death penalty?
 bading; a ano po yun toot por toot, eye por eye.
 emcee: paki-eksplika nga?
 bading: ganito po yun: kung pinatay mo ang nanay ko,
 dapat, patayin din
 ang nanay mo!

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 3. little miss phiippines contest

 emcee: anong gusto mong maging paglaki mo?
 little miss contestant: maging lalaki po.

 4. little miss phiippines contest

 emcee (to boy consort, inaalaska): okay 'tong suot
 mo boy, a!
 boy consort: 'TANG INA MO!

 5. mr. world philippines contest

 emcee: what do you think should a man possess to be
 successful?
 contestant: i think, that for a man to be
 successful, he should be a
 responsible, because if he should not be a
 responsible, he will not have a
 successful. that is all. i thank you.

 6. kuya germs, interviewing the boygroup, 98 degrees

 kuya germs: are you already married?
 98 member: no, i'm still single.
 kuya: WOW! imagine that! what a koynseedense! three
 years ago, you are
 here, you are single. i am here, i am single. now,
 three years after, you
 are still here, you are still single. i am still
 here, i am still single!
 it's anbeeleebabol!

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 7. hetero talent scout, sighting a super gorgeous
 girl, and trying to
 score points

 talent scout: excuse me. are you a commercial?
 (after five milliseconds
 and realizing booboo). model?

 the weird part of this story is that, kumagat ang
 girl. at magsyota na
 sila ni mr. booboo. baka mas malala pa ingles ni
 girl kasi.

 8. leonardo litton and rodel velayo, guesting on
 keep on dancing

 charlene gonzales: hi leonardo, hi rodel, welcome to
 keep on dancing!
 leonardo litton: welcome din po!

 9. boy abunda and anabel rama

 boy: anabel, anong masasabi mo sa mga insinuation ni
 isabel, na para bang, bugaw ka?
 anabel: eekskyus me no, buuy!!?? kaldiro lang ang binibinta
 ko nuun, sa istayts!!! hinde ako nagbibinta ng pikpik!!!

 10.     TV patrol coverage by JV Villar, of an old and
 ugly transvestite
 hooker, CANDY, reporting to police the alleged
 homicide attack on him/her
 by SAID ALAA, a Palestinian "client." This was shot
 just outside Said's
 prison cell, and Saad and Candy are standing side by
 side.

 Candy: But him and me, we are already decisioning.
 That I will decision to
 not anymore demand a case to him.
 (off-cam voice): paano mangyayari na hindi mo na
 siya kakasuhan.
 Candy: That him and me, he will marry me.

 Natawa na lang si Saad at dumeretso sa selda niya.

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 11.  Eat Bulaga husband and wife compatability
 contest (a la New Married
 game)

 Host:  Misis, ano ang nilalagay ni Mister sa kanyang
 itlog tuwing umaga??

 Misis:  Johnson's Baby Powder!

  Galing kay Melodramatic fool
  Nakalista sa http://www.bayani.com/patawa

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