Subject: Bayani.com Balita #62
Date: Sat, 22 Apr 2000 12:21:11 +0800
From: Super Perez <super@bayani.com>
Reply-To: bayanibalita-owner@egroups.com
To: See_Bayani_com <SeeMySite@bayani.com>

Kaibigan,

Maligayang Pagkabuhay!

Ang daming tao sa simbahan.  Nakakatuwa.  Huwag na nating isipin
na yung iba ay balik sa dati pagkatapos ng mga Mahal na Araw pero
tandaan na lang natin na nasa tamang lugar ang puso nating mga
Pilipino.  Bukas ay magtutulak na naman po kami ng karo sa
Malanday, Marikina.  Pagkabuhay po ang aming dala - bida hehehe.
Kung nais ninyong sumali sa mga ganito, magpunta lamang sa
simbahan at magtanong.  Kung nasa ibang bansa kayo, magsimula
kayo ng sarili ninyo.

Mga katribo, bisita po kayo sa http://prayer.web.ph ha. Lalo na
yung mga hindi pinapayagang sumamba gaya ng mga nasa saudi.

Nako, bida naman tayo sa CNN.  Tayo lang pala ang ganito
magdiwang ng mga Mahal na Araw.

Siya siya, eto na ang mga patawa.  Yung nag-tetext sa akin at
humihingi ng patawa ng alas-2 ng umaga, eto na ha.  Hindi po ba
kayo nag-aaksaya ng cell calls sa pagtawag at hindi pagsagot?

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Q: Ano sa Filipino ang 'chair'?
A: Salumpuwit

Q: E ang 'wheelchair'?
A: Salumpo

Q: E ang 'arthritis'?
A: Salompas

Q: What about 'vinegar'?
A: E di salumpia

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Use fish and pepper in a sentence:
        May I borrow a fish of pepper

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Bakit ang oyster ayaw ibigay and kanyang perlas?
        Dahil and oyster ay shellfish

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Ikaw KABAGUIO-BAGUIO mo pa lang dito ang dami mong CALOOCAN kung
DAGUPAN kaya kita diyan. Eh nagkanda-ILOILO ka tingnan mo nga
'yang shorts mo NAVOTAS na.

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Q: Anong hayop ang gumagamit ng bra?
A: Eh di Cobra!

Q: Anong hayop ang gumagamit ng panti?
A: Eh di Elepanti!

Q: Anong hayop ang gumagamit ng brief?
A: Eh di Bird!

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Anong tawag sa sakit ng baboy?
A: Pig-sa

Eh ano ang gamot sa pigsa?
A: Eh di oink-ment!

    Mga Padala ni Lydia Rodriguez

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Erap, pare, pera, rape, ape....(Herap - lasing na Erap)

ni:KapitanKidlat

Sabi ng iba Erap is the guy.
Pero dito sa amin , hindi yata bagay.
Dapat sa presidente, medyo intelihente.
Para hindi sunud-sunuran sa mga tutang katabi.

Itong si Erap, hindi na natuto.
Kaliwa't kanan puro panluloko.
Ibinalik is Imelda at nilakad na walang kaso.
Para nga naman makuha ang kanyang sosyo.

Ang kanyang mga barkada, sina Mario at Lucio,
Mga angkan ni Imelda, pati na si Eduardo.
Ang kanang kamay na si dambuhalang Ronaldo..
Si Lucio Tan, Dante Tan , pati si Manero.

Wala pang dalawang taon ay heto na sila.
Mga diyaryong kritiko pilit pinasasara.
Manila Times, Inquirer at sinong susunod pa,
Para bukas makalawa ay wala ng kokontra.

Sabi ni Erap , walang kamag-anak, walang kaibigan..
Kayong mga loko hwag akong subukan,
Ako ang presidente na di nagkakamali
Lahat ng gusto ko, sinusunod parang hari.

Unang order nya, ilibing si Makoy..
Katabi ng mga bayaning gustong tumaghoy.
Nag-alsa ang mga barokan at tribung pinoy...
Umatras ang hari at mga alaga nyang baboy.

Si Erap namigay ng mga mamahaling sasakyan..
Sa mga kamag-anak, kabinete at kaibigan.
Sa halip na gumawa ng mas mabuting paraan,
Upang ang makinabang , ang mga mamayan.

Pangalawang order nya, baguhin daw ang konstitusyon..
At ang dagdag pa nya laos na raw yon.
Dapat daw ay gawing pang-globalisasyon..
Nang ang mga dummy ni Imelda ariin ang buong nasyon.

Habang ang tribung pinoy ay nag-kakagulo
Mga tuta ni Erap ay wiling- wili dito.
Saan ka nga naman nakakita ng ganito,
Presidenteng lasingero, babaero at uto-uto.

Habang si Erap ay kanilang binobosyo,
Kabi-kabilang raket ang mga tarantado!
Ni-rig ang kontrata ng fire trucks, posas at libro,
Pati ang stock market muntik ng mag-sarado.

Erap hindi lahat ng Pilipino ay hangal at gago.
Kami sumusubaybay at naghihintay sa 'yo.
Ngayon kung ang iyong direksyon ang hindi mo mabago,
Kami ay uling lalabas upang ipa-alala sa iyo.

Erap sa pagsisinungaling walang tatalo sa yo.
Pati si Kapitan Kidlat binabanggit mo,
Sa uulitin pag ngalan ko'y binanggit mo
Sa pagitan ng yong dalawang hita ako'y tatama sa yo!

   Padala ni Lizette F.

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Filipino Trivia

In the Philippines, Filipinos were introduced to the English
language in
1762 by British invaders, not Americans.

What is the world's 3rd largest English-speaking nation, next to
the USA and the UK?  The Philippines.  The USA bought the
Philippines, Puerto
Rico and Guam from Spain in1898. The Filipino-American
Independence War
from 1898 to 1902 ensued, killing 4,234 Americans and how many
Filipinos?  16,000 were killed in action and 200,000 died from
famine
and pestilence.  (The Philippines lost and was colonized until
1946.)

Los Angeles, California was co-founded in 1781 by a Filipino
named Antonio Miranda Rodriguez, along with 43 Latinos from
Mexico sent by the
Spanish government.

What antibiotic did Filipino doctor Abelardo  Aguilar
co-discover?
Hint: Brand is Ilosone, named after Iloilo.
Erythromycin.

The one-chip video camera was first made by Marc Loinaz, a
Filipino inventor from New Jersey.

The first ever international Grandmaster from Asia was Eugenio
Torre who
won at the Chess Olympiad in Nice, France in 1974.

This son of two Filipino physicians scored over 700 on the verbal
portion of the Standardized Achievement Test (SAT) before age 13
- Kiwi
Danao Camara of Punahou School, Hawaii...  Edward Sanchez, a
Mensa member, bagged the grand prize in the first Philippine
Search for Product Excellence in Information Technology.

Who was the Filipino-American dancer who scored a perfect 1600 on
the SAT?  Joyce Monteverde of California.

Who invented the fluorescent lamp?  Thomas Edison discovered the
electric light and the fluorescent lighting was thought up by
Nikola Tesla. But the fluorescent lamp we use today was invented
by Agapito Flores (a Cebu man named Benigno Flores of Bantayan
Island, according to
the Philippine Daily Inquirer), a Filipino scientist.  Americans
helped then-Philippine leader Ramon Magsaysay to develop it for
worldwide commerce.  (Yes!  Many foreigners have noted that the
Filipino population has Asia's highest rates of inventors and
international beauty  queens.)

Two Filipina beauties, Gloria Diaz and Margie Morgan, chosen as
Miss Universe in 1969 and 1973.

Pure- or part-Filipino celebrities in American showbiz include
Von Flores, Tia Carrere, Paolo Montalban, Lea Salonga, Ernie
Reyes Jr., Nia Peeples, Julio Iglesias Jr., Lou Diamond Phillips,
Phoebe Cates and Rob
Schneider.

The first Filipino act to land a top hit on the US Billboard Hot
100 chart in the 1960s was the group Rocky Fellers of Manila.
Sugar Pie deSanto (father was from the Philippines), The Artist
Formerly Known as
Prince (according to the October 1984 article  "Prince in Exile"
by Scott Isler in the magazine Musician), Jaya, Foxy Brown and
Enrique Iglesias followed.

Pure Filipinos who made success in minor charts were Jocelyn
Enriquez aka Oriental Madonna, Buffy, Pinay and (Ella May)
Saison.

Latina-American pop star Christina Aguilera lost to Filipina
vocalist Josephine Roberto aka Banig during the International
Star Search years ago.  In a mid-1999 MTV chat, she said that
competing against someone of
Banig's age was "not fair."

Besides gracing fashion magazine covers, this international
supermodel
from Manila had walked the runways since the 1970s for all the
major
designers, like Calvin Klein, Chanel, Christian Dior, Christian
Lacroix,
Donna Karan, Gianni Versace and Yves Saint Laurent   - Anna
Bayle.

Who is the personal physician of United States Pres. William
Clinton?
Eleanor "Connie" Concepcion Mariano, a Filipina doctor who was
the youngest captain in the US Navy.

The first Filipino-American in US Congress was Virginia Rep.
Robert Cortez-Scott, a Harvard alumnus.

Distinguished British traveler-writer A. Henry Savage Landor,
thrilled
upon seeing a Bicol landmark in 1903, wrote:  "Mayon is the most
beautiful mountain I have ever seen, the world-renowned Fujiyama
(Mt. Fuji) of Japan sinking into perfect insignificance by
comparison." Mayon has the  world's most perfect cone.

Filipinos had their first taste of Mexican chili and corn during
the  Manila-Acapulco galleon trade (1564-1815).  In return,
Mexico's people  had their initial taste of tamarind, Manila
mango and a Filipino banana called racatan or lakatan.

Founded in 1595 by Spaniards, the University of San Carlos in
Cebu City,
Philippines is older than Harvard and is the oldest university in
Asia.
University of Santo Tomas in Manila, established in 1611, is
Asia's second oldest.

Who's the Filipina senator popular for her colorful jargon,
delivered in
a mile-a-minute speed and in a weird Harvard-meets-Ilonggo
accent?
Atty. Miriam Defensor-Santiago.

The first female president of the Philippines sworn into office
in 1986 was Corazon Cojuangco Aquino.  Her maiden name is
Chinese...  In a March
31, 1997 article, The New York Times reported that the CIA
manipulated Philippine elections: "(CIA operative Col. Edward
Lansdale) essentially
ran the successful presidential campaign of Defense Minister
Ramon Magsaysay in the Philippines in 1953."

Who was the first Asian and/or Filipino to snatch America's
Pulitzer Prize?  Philippines Herald war journalist Carlos P.
Romulo in 1941. (He
was also the first Asian to become UN President.)  The first two
Filipino-Americans to garner the same award 56 years later were
Seattle
Times'Alex Tizon and Byron Acohido, who is part-Korean.

Filipino writer Jose Rizal could read and write at age 2, and
grew up to
speak more than 20 languages, including Latin, Greek, German,
French and
Chinese.  What were his last words?   "Consummatum est!"  ("It is
done!")

"What's still most impressive to me about the Philippines is the
friendliness of the people, their sense of humor...," wrote
Honolulu journalist John Griffin in a 1998 visit to Manila.

   Padala ni Jennifer Robles
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