Subject: Bayani.com Balita #53
Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2000 20:50:16 +0800
From: Super Perez <super@bayani.com>
To: See_Bayani_com <SeeMySite@bayani.com>
Kaibigan,
Mabuhay!
May sakit ang isa sa ating kaibigan na nagpapadala ng mga
patawa kaya kailangan ilabas ito at baka gumaling siya sa
katatawa.
Wala akong masabi ngayon. Ay meron nga pala. Simula
ngayon, ilalagay ko na sa isang website ang mga nakikita
kong mga lumalabag sa batas habang nagmamaneho ako.
Pagkatapos, ipiprint ko ito at ibibigay kay Ping Lacson.
Kaya kung may siren o flashers kayo, sana huwag niyo na
gamitin kasi hindi kayo pagbibigyan at mapeperhuwisyo lang
ang mga ambulansiya dahil hanggat hindi sila nakikita, hindi
tumatabi ang ibang sasakyan. Nasa batas po ito, Republic
act 4136 and Presidential Decree 96 : bawal ang siren at
blinkers sa mga kotse na hindi ambulansiya, police patrol
cars, bumbero o kotse ng presidente, bise-presidente at
Pangulo ng Senado (hindi sigurado sa huli).
Sige na. Hanggang dito na lang po at mag-aaral pa po ako.
Sulatan niyo ako sa Bayani.com paminsan-minsan para hindi
maloko sa kakaaral ha?
======Artikulo=========
Ang Manila Traffic ni Matthew Sutherland at ipinadala ni
Pabs Mendoza ay isang nakatutuwang likha kung saan
pinapansin ang mga sariling atin. Makikita ito sa Kuta o
pindutin ang http://bayani.com/kuta/mant.htm.
======Bagong Tula=========
Pag-Ibig - Ipinadala ni: Ma. Remilyna J. Ramos
Yaong Poot Sa Mga Palikuran at Mga Nilaan
- Nilikha ni Vicente Soria de Veyra
Makikita ang mga ito sa http://bayani.com/kuta
=======Patawa========
(Mga katoto, joke lang ito. Walang pikunan kung makamarcos
po kayo - s)
This story happened during the Marcos Regime but was
suppressed for years. May these help you free wrinkles in
your face.
After Imelda completed 10 years of being the first lady of
the Philippines, she wanted a special postage stamp issued
with her picture on it.
Pres. Marcos, wanting to please his wife, instructed the
Postmaster General to make it happen stressing that it
should be of international quality.
The stamps were duly released, and Imelda was pleased;
however, very shortly after the release of the stamp, she
began hearing
complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly.
She became furious and complained to her husband.
Pres. Marcos called Gen. Ver and ordered him to investigate
the matter.
Gen. Ver checked several post offices and then reported back
to the president.
He said: "Sir, the stamp is really of international quality.
The problem is, our citizens are spitting on the wrong
side."
Padala ni Jennifer Robles
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THE PINOY and THE AMERICAN
A Pinoy is having his "SNACK" (bread and ube jam), when an
American man chuckling chewing gum, sits down next to him.
The Pinoy ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a
conversation.
American: "You Filipino folks eat the whole bread??"
Pinoy (in a bad mood): "Of course."
American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In the
States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in
a container, recycle it, transform them into pandesal and
export them to the Philippines ."
The American has a smirk on his face. The Pinoy listens in
silence.
The American persists: "D'ya eat jelly with the bread??"
Pinoy : "Of Course."
American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and
chuckling). "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for
breakfast, then we put all the peels,seeds, and left overs
in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and
export them to the Philippines ."
The Pinoy (kind of pissed of) then asks: "Do you have sex in
America?"
American: "Why? Of course we do", the American says with a
big smirk.
Pinoy : And what do you do with the condoms once you've used
them?"
American: "We throw them away, of course."
Pinoy "In the Philippines, we don't throw them. We put them
in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing
gum and export them to the States.
Padala ni Lydia Rodriguez
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http://philshopping.com.
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French Class
CITY ce vou
DRUGS sha vou
GOODBYE va vou
BALD cal vou
CAUGHT IN THE ACT na vou cou
FEATHERS valahe vou
NOT CLEAR ma la vou
SINK lava vou
ERAP vou vou
Padala ni Lydia Rodriguez
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Inyong lingkod,
Super Perez
Tagapamahala
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