Subject: Bayani.com Balita #50
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2000 19:27:44 -0800
From: "Super Perez" <super@bayani.com>
To: bayanibalita@eGroups.com
Kaibigan,
Mabuhay!
Sumapit na ang Y2K at buhay pa rin ang Bayani.com. Yung ibang webhost
nagkaleche-leche buti pa ang amin (1hunt.net) buhay an buhay pa.
Napansin ko lang po na mas konti na ang bumibisita sa Bayani.com.
Bakit po kaya? Yung mga ibang patawa ay hindi naipapadala, yung ibang
tula, sipi at mga artikulo ay hindi pa nababasa at yung balitaan ay
doon lamang makikita. Kung nakababagot ang unang pahina, babaguhin ko
na. Linggo linggo, dadagdagan ko. Ngayon nga
ay nandoon ang iginuhit ni Ginoong Marlon Magtira at nasa Kuta na ang
kanilang arikulo na may pamagat na "Ano ang kahulugan ng 'bayani'?."
Dito lang muna, may pagsusulit ako muli at kailangang mag-aral. Sana
mapangiti kayo ng mga patawa.
Maligayang bagong taon nga pala.
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Mga Dagdag sa Pinoy Signs
- Sign along Quirino Ave.: For hire delevery truck.
- Tag in divisoria which says:
Ponkan for sale at P5.00 per each.
- Padala ni Marc Romero
- in an old concrete wall in sampaloc written:
"matapang lang ang umiihi dito"
- Padala ni Ernie2000
- somewhere along San Andres:
NO URINATING,on the over WALLS
- sa may entrance ng St. Anthony school sa Singalong,
" NO PARKING" THE DRIVEWAY
- Padala ni William Pineda
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My boss asked me for a letter describing my subordinate Juan Tamad and
this is what I wrote:
1. Juan Tamad, my assistant supervisor, can always be found
2. hard at work in his cubicle. Juan works independently, without
3. wasting company time talking to colleagues. Juan never
4. thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5. finishes given assignments on time. Often Juan takes extended
6. measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7. breaks. Juan is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9. knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Juan can be
10. classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11. dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Juan be
12. promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13. executed as soon as possible.
Signed,
Senior Supervisor, MIS Dept.
Shortly afterward I sent the following follow-up note:
That delinquent Juan was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the
report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered
lines (1, 3, 5, etc.) for my true assessment.
Regards,
Senior Supervisor
- Padala ni Ariel Morales
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FIRST TIME
GIRL: Paano ba?
BOY: Sipsipin mo.
GIRL: Ganito?
BOY: Oo, tapos higupin mo!
GIRL: Ayoko, kadiri!
BOY: Arte mo naman, huwag mong tignan.
GIRL: May buhok na sa dila ko!
BOY: Siyempre, sisiw yan.
( First time.... kumain ng balot. )
- Padala ni Florinda Cruz
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During an entrance exam in one of the most prestigeous universities in
the country, the juveniel Erap was anxiously waiting in his chair.
When the exams got underway, he was buffled by the enormous number of
questions. It was a 200 items True or False type. Looking the board
(where the duration of the test was indicated) and the clock above it,
Erap thought of a great idea in finishing his exam quicker than the
others.
He took a coin from his pocket and started tossing it. And in as quick
as 50 mins. he was done.
Smiling at his achievement while looking among his fellow examiners, he
laid his head back and wiated for the rest of the 2 hrs. and 10 mins.
left for the exam.
After napping for an hour and half, he saw the room almost empty his
sat right back up saying, "Omigad, Ay pogat tu du samting!"
And soon started to get busy for some strange reason.
After the duration of the exams were thru, and every examiner was
discussing how the test were outside the room, young Erap was still
busy with his paper, sweating like a pig.
The Proctor then approached him calmly...
PROCTOR: YOUNG LAD, DIDN'T YOU HEAR THE BELL. YOU SHOULD HAND ME YOUR
PAPER IMMEDIATELY OR ELSE YOUR PAPER SHALL BE CONSIDERED INVALID!
YOUNG ERAP: PLIS SER, DYAST A PYU MOR MINITS.
PROCTOR: OH...ALRIGHT BUT MAKE IT QUICK. IT'S MY HIDE THAT'S AT STAKE
HERE.
YOUNG ERAP: TENGK YU SER.
PROCTOR: WAIT A SECOND...
YOUNG ERAP: YES...
PROCTOR: WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE COIN TOSSING?
YOUNG ERAP: O...DAT. IT'S NATING SER. AY'M DYAST CHECKING MY ANSIRS!!!
Padala ni Marlon Agustin
Nakalista sa http://www.bayani.com/patawa
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Inyong lingkod,
Super Perez
Tagapamahala
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