Subject: #47
Date: Sun, 19 Dec 1999 00:28:29 +0800
From: Super Perez <super@bayani.com>
To: See_Bayani_com <SeeMySite@bayani.com>

Kaibigan,

Mabuhay at Maligayang Pasko at Manigong Bagong Milenyo!
Gaya ng dati, kung mayroon kayong nais makita, patawang nais
ibahagi o maging ano man pati na ang magbuhos kayo ng sama
ng loob :^), sumulat lamang sa sulat@bayani.com.

Alam ko pong ilang linggo rin akong nawala.  May sumulat na
nga na baka nagtatampo ako dahil hindi tayo nanalo sa Webby
(salamat sa sulat!).  Kaya po ako hindi nakapagpadala ay
dahil nagkasakit ako lagnat at katam (katamaran). Pagkatapos
ko nagkalagnat, ang daming bagong sali na ipinagpabukas ko
ng ipinagpabukas.  Sakit ng marami sa atin, Mañana habit.
Nagsubok rin akong kumita ng pera para sa pasko.  Hindi na
bale, nandito na po ako muli at maraming salamat sa mga
sumulat at sa mga bagong sali sa grupo.

Ingat lang ngayong pasko ha.  Maraming mandurukot at mga
mandarambong sa tabi-tabi.  May mga online stores sa
http://Philshopping.com kung tinatamad kayong magshopping.

Eto na ang konting pampaligaya.

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(Isa sa paborito ko. - s)

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bye mom! can i just stay home n play with you all day?”...
”bye mom! be back by midnight!”...
”bye mom. ill always be your little girl.”
MoM: Tumigil ka nga JUNIOR!!!
        Galing sa text ni Ola

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Three contractors were touring the white house on the same
day. One was  from Missouri, the second from Florida and the
third is a former pinoy politician who now resides in New
york. At the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they
did for a living.

When they each replied that they were contractors the guard
said "Hey,
we need one of the rear fences redone. Why don't you guys
look at it and
give me a bid."

So to the back fence they went. First up was the Florida
contractor. He
took out his tape measure and pencil, did some measuring and
said,
"Well I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for
materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me."

Next was the Missouri contractor. He also took out his tape
measure and
pencil, did some quick figuring and said, "Looks like I can
do this Job
for $700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100
profit for me."

Then the guard asks the Pinoy from new york how much.
Without so much
as moving the contractor says, $2700."

The guard, incredulous, looks at him and says "You didn't
even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with
such a high figure?"

"Easy" says the pinoy from New York, "$1,000 for me, $1,000
for you and we hire the guy from Missouri."

    Galing kay Ariel Morales

(Pinoy nga naman o :^) - s)

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Sung to the tune of WALKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND)

Christmas rush, are you list'ning
In the lanes, cops are whist'ling
A horrible sight, another long night
Caught in a Manila Traffic Jam

There's a jam in Ayala
There's a flood in Buendia
A bus cuts me here, a truck hits my rear
Caught in a Manila Traffic Jam

It will be this way until Tayuman
We'll see jeepneys stopped when they should go
We'll ask, "Nasiraan?"  He'll say, "No man."
Naghihintay ako ng pasahero!"

Later on, we'll perspire
As we fix a flat tire.
We're moving so slow, we can't seem to go.
Caught in a Manila Traffic Jam.

   Galing sa Email ni Katkat C.

   Nakalista sa http://www.bayani.com/patawa

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                      Inyong lingkod,
                      Super Perez
                      Tagapamahala
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