Subject: Bayani.com Balita #44
Date: Mon, 08 Nov 1999 18:32:25 +0800
From: Super Perez <super@bayani.com>
To: See_Bayani_com <SeeMySite@bayani.com>
Kaibigan,
Mabuhay!
Kung mayroon kayong nais makita, patawang nais ibahagi o
maging ano man pati na ang magbuhos kayo ng sama ng loob
:^), sumulat lamang sa sulat@bayani.com.
Kung nais ninyong tumanggap ng mga medyo bastos na patawa,
magpadala ng email sa
mailto:pinoyjokes-subscribe@egroups.com.
Salamat sa mga sumulat at nagdasal. Medyo hilo pa po ako
kaya diretso na lang po kayo sa mga patawa.
Bago ko makalimutan, yung mga nais kumuha ng .ph na website,
magpunta lang sa http://web.ph. Malapit nang buksan ito sa
mga dayuhan kaya dapat magmadali bago maubusan. Nakuha ko
nga yung sa apelyido ko kaya ang bago kong email address ay
super@perez.ph. Ok, ba? :^) Kung may tanong kayo at maaari
ko kayong tulungan, sumulat lang po.
===============
Erap is starting to get a bit over weight, so his doctor
puts him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day,
and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see
you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When Erap returns, he lost nearly 20 pounds.
Sinunod mo talaga ang instructions ko no?"
Erap nods. "Pero, Doc, akala ko babagsak ako sa pangatlong
araw."
"Sa gutom?" the doctor asked.
"Hindi, prom i-skipping."
+++++++++
Erap and Jinggoy to watch a movie. Before entering,
Erap reads sign on the door: "PULL"
Erap: "tsk tsk. Balik na lang tayo bukas. Puno na naman eh!"
+++++++++
When his granddaughter fell ill, Erap instructed his wife to
immediately bring the child to the "PEDESTRIAN."
+++++++++
At a restaurant, WHILE CUTTING HIS 'LENGUA ESTOFADA,' A
PIECE FALLS ON
THE FLOOR. Embarrassed, Erap tells his lady companion,
"SORRY, SLIP OF
THE TONGUE."
+++++++++
In the 1992 elections, Fidel Ramos, Miriam Santiago, and
Erap filed
their applications for candidacy at the Comelec at the same
time and
filled out the forms together on one long table. Erap
quickly filled
in the space for name, address, and date of birth, but
hesitated upon
seeing the heading "SEX."
HE SAW WHAT RAMOS HAD PLACED UNDER 'SEX' -THE LETTER 'M.'
HE LOOKED AT MIRIAM AND SAW SHE HAD WRITTEN 'F.'
THEN ERAP WROTE UNDER SEX: 'M-W-F.'
+++++++++
Asked if her has ever watched ballet, Erap says, "OH YES. I
ONCE SAW
SILVER SWAN LAKE."
+++++++++
Erap is scheduled for an operation to remove a cyst in his
leg.
Doctor to Erap: "I WILL HAVE TO APPLY LOCAL ANAESTHESIA."
Erap to Doctor: "OK LANG, DOCTOR, KAHIT IMPORTED. I'LL FOOT
THE BILL."
+++++++++
There is this Good Ol' Barber in North Calif...
One day a Florist goes to him for a haircut.
After the cut, he goes to pay the Barber and the barber
replies: 'I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am
doing a Community Service'. The Florist is happy and leaves
theshop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop,
there is a Thank you Card and a dozen roses waiting at his
door.
A Cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber
and the barber replies: 'I am Sorry, I cannot accept money
from you; I am doing a Community Service'. The Cop is happy
and leaves theshop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop,
there is a Thank you Card and a dozen Donuts waiting at his
door.
A Filipino Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also
goes to pay the Barber and barber replies; 'I am Sorry, I
cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community
Service'.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop,
guess what he finds there
A Dozen Filipinos......waiting for a free Haircut
Padala ni Ariel Morales
===============
Alagaan ang inyong mata. Magpatingin sa Perez optical
(http://www.perezoptical.com). Mag-email sa
info@perezoptical.com o magpunta sa
http://perezoptical.com/discount.htm para sa discount
coupon.
===============
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Super Perez
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