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Date: Wed, 27 Oct 1999 01:33:44 +0800
From: sulat@bayani.com
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Date: 27 Oct 99 01:33:27 +-0800
From: <sulat@bayani.com>
To: "Listahan ng Bayani.com"
Subject: Bayani.com Balita #40
Kaibigan,
Mabuhay!
Pasensiya na po kayo sa medyo huling padala nito. Naiwan
ko sa Manila ang modem ko kaya hindi ko maipadala ito
hanggang ngayon.
Hindi po umabot sa Finals ang Bayani.com dahil mayroon daw
na mas maganda ang disenyo. Kahit na wala sa Finals,
maaari pa rin pong manalo ang Ating Bahay Kubo sa Internet
sa People's Choice awards na paramihan ng boto. Isang
beses lang po puwedeng iboto ang Bayani.com sa Culture
Category ng http://www.webbyawards.com.ph pero maaari
kayong mangimbita ng kaibigan para bumoto. May nagsabi sa
akin na maaaring dayain ito subalit hindi po magiging lubos
at maganda ang ating pagkapanalo kapag ginawa natin ang
isang ugali na dapat tanggalin sa ating lahi. Maraming
salamat po lahat sa inyong tulong at mga boto. Lagpas
isang libo na po ang pinadadalhan ng Bayani.com balita.
Halos dalawang oras ang pagpapadala ng isang balita kaya
medyo nagtitipid ako ng oras sa internet dito sa aking
munting dormitoryo.
Maganda po ang usapan natin ngayon sa bayani egroup.
Tungkol sa pagbabatikos sa mga nagawa ng ating pangulo.
Kung nais ninyo lumahok, sumulat lamang sa
bayani-subscribe@egroups.com. Maaari rin tayong mag-chat
doon at magbasa ng mga nakaraang sulat.
Wala na po ang bastos@bayani.com. Nagtayo na lang po kami
ng pinoyjokes@egroups.com na maaaring salihan sa
pamamagitan ng pagpadala ng email sa
pinoyjokes-subscribe@egroups.com.
Sa susunod na lang ang chika. Eto na ang patawa at iba
pa.
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Cory/Eddie/Erap
Campaign Jingle
Cory: Tie a Yellow Ribbon
Eddie: La Bamba
Erap: Sha la la la
Favorite Filipino
Cory: Ninoy Aquino
Eddie: Andres Bonifacio
Erap: Casino Filipino
Favorite Poem:
Cory: The Road Not Taken
Eddie: Charge of the Light Brigade
Erap: Asong Mataba
Favorite Movie
Cory: Gandhi
Eddie: The Longest Day
Erap: Forrest Gump
Favorite Book
Cory: Gone with the Wind
Eddie: War and Peace
Erap: Rin Tin Tin
Favorite Saying
Cory: Hope for the best and God will do the rest
Eddie: When the going gets tough, the tough gets
going
Erap: Life is like a box of chocolates
Favorite Business Maxim
Cory: Pile it high, sell it cheap
Eddie: Either lead, follow or get out of the way
Erap: Happy hour, 50 percent off
Favorite Beatles Song
Cory: Let It Be
Eddie: Taxman
Erap: Help!
Favorite Latin Maxim
Cory: Ora et labora
Eddie: Labora, labora, labora
Erap: Adora Guia, Perla, Nora, etcetera
Favorite Alibi
Cory: I had a previous engagement
Eddie: I had a previous engagement
Erap: I had a "pressing" engagement
++++++++++++++++
Latest on Presidente Erap. By the way, rumors are going on
that Erap will soon change RP (Republika ng Pilipinas) to
RPP (Republika ng Pelikulang Pilipino).
++++++++++++++++
For Sale - Mura Lang - Kaya Lang - May Paktori Depek
May GE steam flat iron na binebentang $2.00 lang. Kaya
lang, may paktori depek.
Yung hawakan ang umiinit.
May BMW 540i na binebentang $300 lang. Kaya lang, may
paktori depek.
600 yung grado nung windshield.
May Mercedes 280CE na binebentang $300 lang. Kaya lang, may
paktori depek.
Lahat ng gears ay paatras.
May Bosendorfer Grand piano na binebentang $100 lang. Kaya
lang may paktori depek.
Yung tiklada, e nakabaliktad sa ilalim.
May Ferragamo slip-ons na binebentang $4.00 lang. Kaya
lang, may paktori depek.
Walang suutan ng paa.
May HP LaserJet 5 toner cartridges na binebentang $1.00
lang. Kaya lang, may paktori depek.
Ang laman ng toner cartridge ay white toner.
May Sikorsky helicopter na binebentang $200 lang. Kaya
lang, may paktori depek.
Yung katawan ang umiikot.
Isa na namang nakatutuwang padala ni Ariel
Morales
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MGA BAGONG LINKS
http://web.ph - para sa .web.ph website forwarding sa kahit
saang website
http://perezoptical.com/discount.htm para sa discount
coupon ng http://PerezOptical.com.
http://bayani.com/kuta/bil.htm - "Bilanggong Pag-ibig" na
tula ni Tra Aibar
http://1hunt.com/news - mga balitang pagdaigdig na bago
kada 15 minutos
===============
Some Practical Japanese
Q: Is this your car?
A: Otomoto?
Q: This is my car!
A: Otokoto!
Q: Are these your noodles?
A: Mikimoto?
Q: I'll take this!
A: Kukuninkoto!
Q: This is my desk
A: Itodesko
Q: Speechless?
A: Wasabe?
Q: I have a lot of things to do!
A: Hironako!
Q: An ampalaya (bitermelon).
A: Kurukurubot.
Q: Itchy head.
A: Maramikoto.
Q: He's got a hangover.
A: Maramina-inom!
Padala ni Bee Manzano Aguila
===============
Remember Little Johnny ( the little boy who have lots of
tricks, green or not ) thought so....
In a History class where Little Johnny belongs to, all
students participate in the class discussion except him.
This caught his teacher's attention.
Hmm..Now you can't make it this time!... said the teacher
to her herself. The teacher called on Little Johnny....
Teacher : Little Johnny, Why are you not
participating in the class discussion, Is there anything
wrong ?
Little Johnny: No, Ma'm...I just don't want to!...
Teacher: Why?...
Little Johnny: It's boring!...Don't you have any harder
questions than that?...(wheeww!)
Teacher: What?! (challenged, Thinking of a harder
question that Little Johnny can't answer and make any
tricks). Okay, Little Johnny...Can you define or give me a
little bit description about Egypt?...
Little Johnny: Oh, Is it that easy?....
Teacher: Now what?...
Little Johnny: ( Laughing ) Egypt is one of the wonders
of the world.......it's population is less than or equal to
20 persons...it has a big smile and two round eyes that are
very bright at night . It is wider and
bigger than a tricycle but smaller than a bus.
Padala ni Joanie
===============
ERAP to Anti-Organized Crime Task Force Chief LACSON
Lacson: Mr. President, eto ang mga litrato ng mga most
wanted criminals natin. Matinding manhunt na po ang ating
isinasagawa para mahuli silang lahat!
Erap: Ganun ba! Eh bakit n'yo pa sila pinakawalan nang
kunan n'yo sila ng litrato?!!!
++++++++++
Friend, NISSAN ka man naroroon at kahit MITSUBISHI ka,
bigyan pansin ang mga nasa paligid mo. MAZDAdami ang
kaibigan, IZUSUmpa at SUZUKIlian ko pa. DODGE what friends
are FORD!
Padala ni Lito Mancanes
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Inyong lingkod,
Super Perez
Tagapamahala
http://www.bayani.com
http://www.bayani.com/balitaan - Balitaan sa Bayani.com
http://www.bayani.com/kuta - mga kuwento, egroups at iba
pa
http://www.bayani.com/aklatan - Bilihan ng libro
http://www.bayani.com/patawa - Patawang Pinoy
http://www.bayani.com/card - Bayani.com Ecard
http://www.philshopping.com - mga bilihing sariling atin
http://www.philshopping.com/classifieds - Libreng
Classified ads
http://www.1hunt.com - The first place to look
http://web.ph - web.ph domain forwarding
Kung nais ninyong tumanggap ng mga medyo bastos na patawa,
magpadala ng email sa
mailto:pinoyjokes-subscribe@egroups.com.