Subject: [Bayani.com]Patawa 62999
Date: Tue, 29 Jun 1999 01:56:33 +0800
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PINOY SIGNS
on a shoe repair shop
Dr. Sebago
in Urdaneta Village, Makati (circa 1961)
Hump at your own risk
somewhere in Cavite
* Notice *
NO Stambay
Vendor's
Carry firearms inside the club
somewhere in Makati
FOR SALE
U.S. GALLONS
Big....P6.00
Small..P5.00
on a shop selling a cure for impotence, in an
alley near Shaw Blvd., MM
IMPOTENCE DEMO
a PLDT sign read
SLOW MEN AT WORK
Welcome to the Philippines -- The Only
Catholic Country in Asia!
and directly underneath that sign:
BEWARE OF PICKPOCKETS
along a highway in Pampanga
We Make Modern & Antique Furniture
on a building in Cebu
Atty. Domingo Carriedo
Notary Public
Tumatanggap din ho ng labada tuwing Linggo
a flower shop sign near U.P. Diliman
Petal Attraction
on a self-service restaurant in Cebu
Please help our comfort room clean.
on an automotive paint shop in Cubao
We mixed all kinds of car paint
in a Baguio grocery
Fresh Frozen Chicken Sold Here
on a house beside an auto repair shop
No parking and repair here
signs at PHILCOA
- No Crossing Pedestrians will be
apprehended
- Sorry for the incovenient. Your taxes is
working for you.
- Temporary close
in Cubao
None ID Nothing Entry
on a parking lot
Taxi and outside cars not allowed
on a convent
2nd Floor Upstairs.
on a hairdresser's shop in Makati (Hair 2000)
ca. 80's
If your hair is not becoming to you, you should
be coming to us
A brand of men's socks ca. 80's
Gold Toe socks: known to all as not the
second best
a rough-painted ramshackle billboard at a
construction site now showing - the carpenters
at a construction site
Erection going on
on a cracked lopsided wall along Libis, QC.
Danger Wall is Falling!
on a bank along Timog Avenue
No parking for customers only
on a tailoring shop
Wanted: Sewer Inquire Inside
along Sta. Mesa
Goto Haven
office clinic in Sta. Cruz
Dr. Sakim A. Morge, M.D.
along Paco
Mabuhay Funeral Parlor
along Boni Avenue, Mandaluyong
Pansit ng taga-Malaboni
along Luneta Boulevard
BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD
on Jeepney and Bus signs
- Before pay, tell where get the on before get
the off
- Full string to stop driver
- God knows Hudas not pay
- For reckless driving, call ###-#####
- Don't close to me, close to God
on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue
We sell artificial fresh flowers
on a delivery truck
"NOT FOR HERE"
on window of a restaurant in Baguio.
Wanted: Boy Waitress
on a carinderia
Cooking ng ina mo
Cooking ng ina mo rin (right across Cooking ng
ina mo)
somewhere in Ilocos
Get rid from deforestation
Plant a tree today
on a video rental shop
MASTERVISION
in Chinatown
Le Cheng Tea House
on a restaurant
DETH'S Eatery
on a street in San Juan
Bawal magtapon ng binalot na tae rito
shop names seen around:
Ace-Deo Optical (Tanay, Rizal)
Alabank (rural bank of Alabang)
Ali Baka (Shawarma)
Anita Bakery
Babalik Karinderia
Beads and Pieces (bead shop)
Bee Tin (Hopia Factory)
Beefer 150 (Meat Shop)
Berde Plants (plant shop in Glorietta)
Bote Nga Sa'Yo (Used Bottle Shop)
Candies Be Love?
Christopher Plumbing
Caintacky Fried Chicken (in Cainta, Rizal)
Cinna Von (a laundromat)
Cleopata's (bakahan and manukan)
Common Cents Store (Sari-sari Store)
Crispy per minute ( Crispy Pata Eatery)
Curl Up And Dye (Beauty Salon)
Cutis (hair and skin clinic on South
Superhighway)
D'Scalp (a barbershop on Evangelista Street in
Makati)
Dear Hunter (Mail Order Brides)
Doris Day and Night (24 hour eatery)
Elizabeth Tailoring
Fagoofyt (a children's hair salon on J. Elizalde
Avenue in
BF Paranaque)
Faithfully Yours (detective agency in
Kamagong, Makati)
Farmacia With Love (A Drugstore)
Felix the Cut (Barber Shop)
Fernando Pe's Box Office Hits (video rental
shop in Busuanga, Palawan).
Going Straight (a hair straightening salon in
Megamall)
Goldirocks (Gravel & Sand Shop)
Happy Birthday Toyo (a soy sauce brand in
the 70's)
Ho Kee Yah (pronounced ''OK Ah!'' with a
Chinese accent; Chinese restaurant on
Session Road in Baguio).
Holland Hopia (owned by Mr. Ho; next door is
Poland Hopia, owned by Mr. Po in Chinatown
Manila),
I Love You Honey
Income Taxi
Inno Scents (car freshener found in a Caltex
Starmart)
James Tailoring
Jane's Pondahan
Jean Tonic (denim shop, Shoppesville in
Greenhills)
Juice Co. (fruit juice stand)
Labo Optical
Lalafca (novelty store)
L.B.M. Restaurant
Leon King Video Rental (Las Pinas)
Let's Goat-Together (kambingan cum beer
garden)
Maid To Order (Maids Placement Agency)
Mane Attraction (Beauty Parlor)
MacDonuts (Donut Shop)
Mang Donald's (burger joint, Naga City plaza)
Mat & Jeep (Jeep Accessories Shop)
Meating Place (Meat Shop)
Meatropolis (meat shop)
Megamelt (ensaymada)
Memory Drug (A Mercury Drug Clone)
Mercy Drug (another Mercury Drug clone in
Olongapo)
Mercy Buko (Fresh Coconut Roadside Shop)
Miki Mao (noodle eatery)
Motel Monaco
Nacho Fast (Nachos To Go)
O'Beer Time (Bar cum Nightclub)
Pa-Kap-Log (budget breakfast package:
pandesal, kape at itlog)
Passers Buy (Convenience Store)
Perm Foundation (A Christian Beauty Salon)
Peter Fan - We Repair While U Wait
Perfect-Lee (sari-sari store in Alabang)
Pig Out (restaurant/take-out in San Antonio
Village)
Pizza Hot (Pizza Place)
Saudia Hairlines (Beauty Salon)
Scissors Palace (Barber shop)
Second Time Around (Second Hand Watch
Store)
Side-saki (side street eatery beside Mandarin
Hotel)
Sophisticut (unisex hair salon)
Star Wash (launderette)
Susan's Roses (flower shop)
Sylvestre's Salon
TapSi TurBi (Tapa, Sinangag, Turon at
Bibingka) 10/Q (convenience store chain)
The Enchanted Florist
The Fried of Marikina (fried chicken shop)
The Way We Wear (Boutique)
Tio Paeng Longganisa Stand (Pampanga)
To some It May Concern (furniture shop in
Caloocan)
Tree's Company (artificial plant store, Pasay
Road)
Triple Bee (restaurant)
Tutti Fruit-asan (fruit stall)
T. U. Kayin (deep-well drilling services)
Wash & Carry (Laundromat)
Washing Well (laundromat)
What's Disc? (novelty CD kiosk, Megamall)
Wheels Fargo (eatery)
Windows & Doors '98 (sash factory)
Wrap and Roll (lumpia outlet, Quad, Makati)
Your Best Vet (Veterinary Clinic)
Yehey.com (Yahoo clone)
A menu in a seafood restaurant has these
entrees: Isda best, Puit to the limit, and Hipon
coming back.
Galing sa email na ipinadala ni: Carol Tongco
Nakalista sa http://www.bayani.com/patawa
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