Subject: [pinoyjokes] Bastos #8
Date: Sat, 22 Jan 2000 15:46:42 +0800
From: Super Perez <super@bayani.com>
To: "pinoyjokes@egroups.com" <pinoyjokes@egroups.com>

MGA PATAWANG PANG TEXT

For sale NOKIA 6910 used by Ara Mina in the movie "Phone
Sex" with vibrator battery loaded with kinky graphics and
love making ring tones.  Cherry flavored latex carrying
case. 12 inch elongating antenna.

How to use Globe Prepaid "Sex" Scratch off the protective
panty
Press the nipple
Enter your penis
The voice prompts will confirm if your sexual intercourse is
successful.

   Padala ni Ariel Morales

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Honeymoon

Isang magasawa ang nag honeymoon.  Since this is their first
time to have sex, they are expectedly innocent.

babae: Honey,kaw ang bahala ,kasi im innocent pa sa mga
bagay na yan eh

lalake: Hon, wala pa rin akong experience. Basta sabi nila
ay patayin mo lang ang ilaw and ipasok mo yung ari mo sa
butas ng babae.

At ganun nga ang ginawa nila

lalake: Ok. Ipinasok ko na.
babae: Bakit ganun parang masakit
lalake: Talagang ganyan daw pag first time. Siguro hindi
pang masyadong nakapsok. Teka ipapasok ko pa
babae: Hon Talagang masakit.
lalake: Tiisin mo lang hon mamaya mararamdaman mo rin ang
sarap

Dahil masyado ngang nahihirapan ang kanyang asawa, binuksan
ng lalake ang ilaw at bigla syang nagulat sa kanyang nakita
- nagdurugo ang ilong ng kanyang asawa.

        Padala ni Joven Castillo

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