Subject: [pinoyjokes] Bastos #7
Date: Tue, 12 Oct 1999 10:31:37 +0800
From: Super Perez <super@bayani.com>
To: "pinoyjokes@egroups.com" <pinoyjokes@egroups.com>
Mga kaibigang malawak ang isip!!
Eto ang mga bastos na mga patawa na ipinadala sa akin. Sana
ay magustuhan ninyo. Tandaan na makikita ang mga patawa sa
http://www.Bayani.com/patawa.
Sana po ay mabigyan ninyo ng limang minuto ang pagboto sa
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900 ang mga pinadadalhan ng Bayani.com Balita pero noong
Oct.6 ay 19 lang ang nakapagboto.
Kung may nais kayong kumuha ng website. Magpunta sa
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serbisyo.
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Shopping. Inilipat na sa http://www.1hunt.com.
Wala pong pikunana ha? Eto na ang mga patawa.
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Bugtong-bugtong:
Patpat kong matigas lakas pasok sa butas, pag iyong diniin
kiliti ang marating. ano ito? sagot:
- e di cotton buds
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Ang guy na type ng girls
1. masunurin - madaling patayuin
2. macho - laging handang magalit
3. matipid - di nagwiwidraw
4. generous - palaging nagpapakain
Padala ni Melodramatic fool
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If you want to be lucky believe in feng shui
If you want to be healthy eat chopseuy
If you want to be rich play pusoy
If you want to be horny..........pindot tutuy.
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Q: Similarity between eating and lovemaking?
A: Both can be satisfying and can have a messy spill
na puwedeng dilaan para malinis tingnan
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You are nothing but SHIT!!!
S - exy
H - ot
I - rresistible
T - ulad ko!
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Q: What is the difference between kissing a gwapa girl from
swangit
girl
A: In gwapa girl you kiss the face then squeeze the boobs.
In swangit
girl you kiss boobs then squeeze the face.
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Q: What is the difference between Cannibal and Bading?
A: Ang Cannibal kumakain ng Kauri, ang Bading kumakain ng
Kaari!
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Lolo and Lola having breakfast in bed after sex.
LOLA: Alam mo hanggang ngayon nag-iinit pa rin ang dibdib ko
sa iyo.
LOLO: Paanong di iinit e nakasawsaw ang dede mo sa kape!
Padala ni Bobby
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(http://www.perezoptical.com). Magpadala ng sulat sa
info@perezoptical.com para mapadalhan ng discount coupon.
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Pageant Night Miss Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion.
The FINALISTS :
Miss America
Miss Spain
Miss Britain
Miss Philippines
Miss Iran
Miss India
QUESTION : Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ
in your country?
MS. AMERICA : Well, I would say that male organs in America
are like gentlemen.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. AMERICA : Because it stands everytime it sees a
woman.....
(Applause!.... Applause!)
QUESTION : Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in
your country?
MS. SPAIN : Male organs in our country are like toros in our
very own bullfight.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. SPAIN : Because it charges everytime it sees an opening.
(Applause!... Applause!)
QUESTION : Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ
in your country?
MS. BRITAIN : Male organs in our country are like
Shakespearian actors.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. BRITAIN : Because it cries after every performance.
(Applause!... Applause!)
QUESTION : Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in
your country?
MS. IRAN : Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like
thieves
QUESTION : And why do you say that?
MS. IRAN : Because they always enter through the back
door.....
(Applause!... Applause!)
QUESTION : Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in
your country?
MS. INDIA : Well, I can say that a male organ in India is
like a labourer.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. INDIA : Because it works day and night....
(Applause!..Applause!)
QUESTION: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male
organ in your country?
MS. PHILIPPINES : Ahh...well, opcors, hihihihi...I can say
dat male organs in our country are like chismis...
QUESTION : Chismis???
MS. PHILIPPINES : Ayy! Sorry... Its ano, ahh kuwan...it
means GOSSIP in our language.
QUESTION : Hmm... Interesting comparison. And why do you
say that?
MS.PHILIPPINES : Ayy...Dyahe!!!!Hi hi hi hi hi
hi...Kasi....I mean because it passes from mouth to mouth..
(STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Galing kay Roy Concepcion
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