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Filipino Jews

Sal and Al were sitting in a Filipino restaurant. "Sal," asked Al, "are there any Jews in the Philippines?" "I don't know," Sal replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?" When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Filipino Jews?"

"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Filipino Jews.

"Are you sure?" Al asked. "I will check again, sir." the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.

While he was still gone, Sal said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in the Philippines. Our people are scattered everywhere."

When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Filipino Jews." "Are you really sure?" Al asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Filipino Jews."

"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Filipino Jews!" Could that be Mago Jews, maybe?

Galing sa email na ipinadala ni: Dr. Robert Yoder

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