30 YEARS FROM NOW....

• The SLEX toll fees will be P3,000 from Nichols to Alabang.
• Traffic will be so bad that it will take 4 days to travel from Cubao to Makati --- in the fast lane.
• The world will finally run out of oil. Cars will be running on powder and lotion.
• With interests earned from their deposits, the Marcoses will own Switzerland.
• Hindi pa rin nalilibing si Marcos.
• Miriam Defensor Santiago will finally be declared the true winner of 1992 presidential elections; Ramos will file a counter claim.
• Voltes V will be re-released for a fourth time.
• Fat Willy's will be burned down for holding an all-male wet boxershorts contest.
• Erap will still be confused every Father's Day.
• To ensure that there will be no more communication or telephone mix ups, will executions will be held at the executive office in Malacanang.
• 90% of Filipinos will be millionaires. (But a can of sardines will cost 800,000 pesos.)
• Because of population density, open spaces will be rarities causing a shortage of golf courses. Thus, a much smaller Luneta will be simply re-named "Fairway 14".
• Bro. Mike's clothes designer will pass away, dealing a severe blow to the El Shaddai movement.
• There will be more old than young people in the world; the "M" in MTV will stand for "matanda".
• T.V. NETWORKS will still be fighting over ratings only to discover that no one's watching TV anymore except them.
• The Catholic Church will canonize Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, Frosty the Snowman, Winnie the Pooh and Voltes V.
• The Philippines will successfully claim the Spratleys by relocating squatters the Chinese can't drive away.
• The latest (or is it earliest?) prequel of Star Wars will date back to 1999 and will be set in the Philippines. It will be entitled "The Mark He-Menace".
• All text messages sent in the year 1999 will finally reach their destinations.

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