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Nun: Mother Superior, I've just been raped twice!
MS: Calm down and eat this lemon.
Nun: Will this help me calm down?
MS: Hindi! para yan maalis ang ngiti sa mukha mo!
What is "Hoy, Mama! Bawal yan!" in English?
E di "Hey, Mister! That's a donot"
Anong hayop ang di sigurado? Baka
Hayop na putol? Cat
Hayup na mahal? Deer
Hayup na ayos? Ox
Ano naman ang hayup na pangit? E di cow!
Alam mo me nabasa ako sa dyaryo na me nakukuha raw cancer sa cellphone.
Kaya tumigil na ako...
Tumigil na akong magbasa ng dyaryo.
Read this slowly:
Fog must done knew see who one,
tea knee gas sun!
The hill see in die who bad.
Bull ball knee in die money peace
Q: How is your Y2K conversion going?
Erap: It's crazy! I cant imagine going to
work from Mondak to Fridak and spend saturdak and sundak with the kids.
Why do they have to convert Y to K anyway?
Galing sa Text na ipinadala nina: Nene, Stevie, Marilyn V., Mabel D., at Abi R.
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